Today, while in my pocket, my phone decided to send a very dirty... - FML

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By "Destiney Pennington" - 18/06/2018 16:44

Today, while in my pocket, my phone decided to send a very dirty nude of my boyfriend... to my younger brother. Worst part? My brother brought it up at a family function. At least I don't have to tell my dad I'm not a virgin anymore. FML

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