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By Anonymous - 11/06/2018 20:30

Today, while riding to the skate park, I noticed a gorgeous blonde walking towards me. She gave me a smile as I passed so I turned and looked behind me to get a second glance. I rode my BMX straight into a light pole in front of a pub patio full of people. She saw it all. FML

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By TheNerd - 12/05/2011 02:01 - United States

Today, I was riding my long board. A few feet from me an attractive girl was riding one too, in the same direction. We made eye contact right as I slammed into a light pole. She then fell because she was laughing so hard. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2019 02:00 - Brazil

Today, I was riding my bike down a hill and noticed a pretty girl sitting at the bus stop. I guess I was staring pretty hard, because the next thing I knew, I was swerving off the road and smashing into a tree. She laughed at me. FML

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By laurisshnazzy - 07/04/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby. I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole. The impact was strong enough to send me falling to the floor. FML

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You deserved it 46 897

By roar_shark - 11/07/2009 03:41 - Canada

Today, I was driving home from my friend's house and noticed this really cute girl riding her bike. She had an amazing body, beautiful blonde hair and looked like my kind of girl! About 10 minutes after I got home, my sister pulled up. She had just biked home from the hair salon. FML

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You deserved it 30 135

By Anonymous - 18/04/2013 21:02 - Bulgaria - Batanovci

Today, I was riding my bike home from the store. Wanting to impress some passers-by, I tried to do a trick on a sharp turn. I hit a pole with my balls. As I was lying on the ground in agony, a guy pulled over, took a picture, and took off laughing. FML

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You deserved it 51 082

Sheer class

By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Norway

Today, I saw my crush walking on the other side of the street. She hadn't noticed me, so when she did I nonchalantly looked over and casually waved to look cool. I then walked right into a lamp post. FML

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Play it cool

By NathanPlays - 23/04/2011 01:39 - United States

Today, a very attractive girl moved in across the road from me. As I was leaving, I noticed she was looking out her window at me. I tried playing it cool, only to end up tripping over my own feet, hands in pocket, and faceplanting the hood of my dad's car. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2010 14:13 - United States

Today, as I was riding my bike, I saw a bunch of cute guys checking me out. Not paying attention, I then ran into a parked police car. Besides getting laughed at, I got a ticket for damaging police property. FML

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You deserved it 31 019

You dolt!

By ilovefootball - 07/09/2009 19:21 - United States

Today, I was walking on a busy street. I saw this beautiful blonde walking across the street and a car was coming. I wanted to be like in the movies where the guy pushes the girl out of the way so she doesn't get hit. I accidentally pushed her the wrong way. Right into the car. FML

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SK8 OR DIE

By @juicy0rphans - 17/12/2021 17:01

Today, I was skating to school and a car stopped then when I was skating across, then another car came and hit me and I went flying.. Her one response was ,"Oops, sorry, didn't see you." Everyone else saw me. FML

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Symphoniaes 32

Monday 11 June 2018 20:40

Oh hey that’s neat- every sentence in this FML is just a different way of saying “I’m 13.”

Donut_Wizard 23

Monday 11 June 2018 21:27

I guess that’s one way to start a pub crawl.

Comments

user53658 15

Thursday 24 May 2018 10:27

And then she walked away without checking on you?

Symphoniaes 32

Monday 11 June 2018 20:40

Oh hey that’s neat- every sentence in this FML is just a different way of saying “I’m 13.”

real life problems 26

Monday 11 June 2018 21:18

I was 13.. once.. I miss it 😢

tranced_ 45

Monday 11 June 2018 21:05

First 10 minutes of all Bollywood movies ever! Except only brunette instead of blondes 🤔

Donut_Wizard 23

Monday 11 June 2018 21:27

I guess that’s one way to start a pub crawl.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 11 June 2018 21:28

In this scenario, you're not supposed to be the one getting poled!

Lobby_Bee 17

Monday 11 June 2018 22:27

Smooth, real smooth.

Spiritbird 17

Tuesday 12 June 2018 2:46

I bet she ran away real fast from the scene.😂

JudgeComrade 17

Tuesday 12 June 2018 6:13

The fact that you specify what kind of car you preformed this feat of ingenuity in says a lot about you as a person.

BrotherPhil 35

Tuesday 12 June 2018 15:41

The fact that you don't know the difference between a bicycle and a car, and the fact that you can't spell "performed" in a world with spell-checkers, says rather a lot about yours.