Kids: Today, while building a gingerbread house with my two kids, they...

By jeffnn - 24/12/2016 04:18 - United States - Melbourne

Today, while building a gingerbread house with my two kids, they thought it would be funny to pee on it while I wasn't looking. Nobody noticed until my wife ate one of the pee-covered gingerbread men. FML

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By Mamaofdrama - 06/04/2019 18:00

Today, I was working on potty training my daughter. She opened the fridge while I wasn't looking and peed all over the lower shelf. FML

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By eggs - 28/02/2009 06:30 - Canada

Today, while at work at my grocery store I sold a TON of eggs to a bunch of kids. We joked around that they were "going to bake a giant cake." When I got home I found out someone had egged my house. FML

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By Bonding_boys - 17/12/2012 16:21 - United States - Elk River

Today, I came home to find my husband and our 4-year-old son simultaneously peeing off the second-floor balcony. My husband was giggling like a little girl. FML

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By mommylife - 15/04/2015 04:17 - United States - Schaumburg

Today, my 3-year-old broke his glasses, clogged the toilet with Hot Wheel cars, and covered the whole house with Cheerios. All in a matter of roughly 6 minutes while I was putting laundry away. FML

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By ChocolateEverywhere - 23/03/2017 00:00 - Australia - Melbourne

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By fired - 13/05/2012 06:26 - United States - Portland

Today, I really had to pee while babysitting. Normally this isn't a problem, except the kids were sleeping and going potty would wake them up right before their parents were due home. Desperate, I decided to pee in a cup in the kitchen and wash it down the sink. Their parents came home mid-stream. FML

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The betrayal

By poopiter - 27/07/2013 18:31 - United States - Grand Junction

Today, I finished off the last of the BBQ chips in the house. When my 6-year-old sister found out about it, she started screaming, then pulled down her pants and peed on the kitchen floor. My parents, after witnessing the whole thing, bitched me out for upsetting her. FML

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By TotallyDeservedIt - 19/05/2016 17:19 - United States - Midlothian

Today, my plan to prank my husband backfired when I forgot about the "pop-its" I left under the toilet seat and set them off. It not only scared the shit out of me, it also woke up my 2 month-old and my grumpy husband. FML

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By frozenpoo - 21/01/2015 02:05 - United States

Today, while trying to take a crap, I shut the bathroom door. A minute later, my 3 year old daughter knocked and said "Mommy, do you wanna build a snowman?" She kept singing the song until I was finally done. FML

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By Username - 23/08/2011 15:55 - United States

Today, I asked my two children why they smelled like pee after we had gotten lunch at McDonald's. They told me that they were playing in the puddles in the play-place. FML

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Tenbed 10

Wednesday 11 January 2017 2:04

<p>YDI. A soggy baked good is pretty easy to identify.</p>

Magnoxidans 19

Saturday 24 December 2016 6:24

Was she pissed off? :D

Comments

Zelda9678 11

Saturday 24 December 2016 6:22

Wait, so they PEED on your ginger bread?! What kids would do that?!

tukejayden 0

Saturday 24 December 2016 6:24

They peed on the gingerbread house are they ok? lmao mentally that is

ProperInglish 2

Saturday 24 December 2016 6:52

and physically once that dad is through with them.

Magnoxidans 19

Saturday 24 December 2016 6:24

Was she pissed off? :D

Lalala579121 27

Saturday 24 December 2016 7:30

Better that than pissed on, like the gingerbread house.

almost_there44 26

Saturday 24 December 2016 6:26

How did she not notice a soaking wet ginger bread man?

cheeeksss 29

Saturday 24 December 2016 12:00

And how does one not notice the smell?

Kaylana_fml 31

Saturday 24 December 2016 6:34

Please why, I don't understand D: What is wrong with your kids??

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Saturday 24 December 2016 6:46

What the hell? I've heard of kids doing some pretty crazy/disgusting things, but this is a whole new kind of bad behavior. I hope you punished them for this.

PikarooArtist 17

Saturday 24 December 2016 7:00

How did your wife not notice the pee soaked nor the nasty smell of the gingerbread cookies?

trucker2 33

Saturday 24 December 2016 7:16

How old are these kids.... Where were you while this was taking place....pack up them Xmas gifts till next year...

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 24 December 2016 7:25

Urine trouble!

Cali 54

Saturday 24 December 2016 7:45

Title of one of my undergrad projects. Not kidding.

r1has 28

Saturday 24 December 2016 7:58

The degree of FMLness depends on the age of the kids in question. Imagine how much worse it'd be if they were teenagers

sturschaedel 27

Saturday 24 December 2016 12:30

The age doesn't even matter. Once they are old enough to be able to aim without someone helping them (somewhere around 2 years old), they are old enough to know where peeing is acceptable. Something is seriously wrong with them.