Today, my husband of 3 years announced I have 3 options. To allow... - FML

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By Justjess - 17/05/2018 15:14 - United States - Sheboygan

Today, my husband of 3 years announced I have 3 options. To allow him to do whatever and whoever he wanted with no repercussions, to get a nasty divorce where he takes everything, or a simple divorce. I've been with him several years and moved out of state from family to be with him. FML

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withered 30

Wednesday 23 May 2018 15:58

I hope you picked "a simple divorce".

withered 30

Wednesday 23 May 2018 15:59

Also, ask him if the rules go both way: if you allow him to do whatever and whoever are you yourself allowed to do that? Nasty people like him usually see that as a one way street and lose their shit when their "partners" try to do the same.

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withered 30

Wednesday 23 May 2018 15:58

I hope you picked "a simple divorce".

withered 30

Wednesday 23 May 2018 15:59

Also, ask him if the rules go both way: if you allow him to do whatever and whoever are you yourself allowed to do that? Nasty people like him usually see that as a one way street and lose their shit when their "partners" try to do the same.

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