By Oh hello there - 17/06/2018 01:30

Today, I accidentally left my Nintendo 3DS at the barbershop, so I rushed back to get it. The 60-year-old barber had destroyed it with a hammer, saying it was a weapon of the devil. I was gone 5 minutes. FML
I agree, your life sucks 4 136
You deserved it 609

Same thing different taste

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So, your next haircut(s) will be free of charge?

saffy66 34

I’m guessing OP probably wants to avoid the crazy guy with the hammer - and the nice sharp scissors!

Why is there doubt about the S? Just how expensive are your haircuts?

Gabbz737 12

no he'll probably **** up their hair from now on

I’d be making the ****** pay for damages.

manb91uk 22

Well... Its a simple enough mistake... A lot of people think that 666 is the number of the beast, but 3 is the Devils Sigil

Donut_Wizard 23

Mario kart does destroy friendships.

bluhbluhbluh 14

I don't know. sounds more like a wreck it Ralph situation.

Did he use a regular hammer, or a Golden Hammer? Was his brother involved?

He probably thought it was a recording device, and you were trying to catch them ridiculing your bad haircut.

Ah yes, book of Idiot, line 22: "He fell from heaven, 3DS in hand..."

He must still be sour about the PS Vita loosing to the 3DS.

I hope you sue him and find a new barber.