Today, not only was i dumped by my boyfriend, but two of my housemates... - FML

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By "lildollcing" - 14/04/2017 21:56

Today, not only was i dumped by my boyfriend, but two of my housemates broke up. This would have all turned out ok, except one of my housemates decided to cut their arms and legs, and i was left to clean him up. Im now traumatized with no one to turn too. FML

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