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By DidntBeatHer - 19/04/2017 13:03
Today, my wife got scared half to death by police pounding on our door. Seems some asshat prank called a domestic disturbance at our address. Good thing I snore like a buzz saw if I don't have my mouth guard and nasal strip on or I might be in big trouble, which I wouldn't for a nap. FML