By liu_kang - 16/03/2010 18:55 - United States

Today, my schlong decided to enter Mortal Kombat with my pants zipper. Guess which of the two won a flawless victory? FML
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skullbashd 3

his schlong went into mortal combat what is he 7 years old

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farsidee 0

you must have weak pants.

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erikahhh 0

BOOM Headshot! Get it?

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jpjruler 0

hehe boom headshot nice dude nice lol... and that sux lol eh shit happens lol

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StoryOfTheYear 14

34- wanna see if I can give you a "headshot"? =D

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puppergens 0

#34, I'd tap that :p

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bwhahaha_fml 10

anyone ever do stricker's ultimate fatality? it owns

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AngryNinja 1

who the hell says schlong?

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AngryNinja 1

be quiet, ajjas, i was quoting op. ;)

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Fedor_is_KING 0

I said schlong about three times today #60

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78euge781995 0

oh f***. I just got the FML. OP, hope your schlong isnt finished.

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AngryNinja 1

#77.. i really hope you're kidding..

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samantha_durano 6

87: yuup I sat there and stared until I got it.

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foolishworkerbee 0

@17 - it's "kombat", not "combat". there are no c's in outworld. :D

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StoryOfTheYear 14

don't worry I had to stare at it for a minute before I understood it XD

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ElegantSadist 0

Brutality. Followed by you crying so bad in Babality.

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gregsdaman 0

34 is sexxxxyyyyyy!!!

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AngryNinja 1

for your sake, fedor, i hope you are. xD

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luda111b 0

oh man, your schlong is now a schlort.

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AngryNinja 1

129, that was beautiful. classic. ;)

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ImaginaryFoe 0

#129 wins and THAT was a flawless victory.

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boopityboppity 11

113 - Do you have a stutter? Anyway, what happened to the irrelevant comments being removed, the offender's account banned, fire, brimstone, and the like? I was very happy when I saw Sirin's post, but it seems to not be in effect yet.

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Felendris 0

took me a few minutes to get this one. terribly worded imo.

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joker125 0

64 ur dumb and not funny now me I'm HILARiOUS

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Kiill3rQu33n16 0

what the hell is a schlong?!

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Tripout 0

0_0 @ 94.......WTF DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH THE FML???  teeth..... ydi for having teeth??? Can someone explain this plz. I can't seem to find the relation of this fml and teeth

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AngryNinja 1

op is optimus prime.

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samantha_durano 6

148: who the hell said I was trying to be funny! I know I'm dumb stfu.

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samantha_durano 6

hahahaha oh my ******* god I thought you meant me. sorry, ignore my last comment please hahhaa x)

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BoWZeR 1

#34 u have a nice pair of ****..can I stick my shlong inbetween those..;)

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paigeatsflesh 11

113 is cute. OP I hope your schlong is still workin(: best of luck to you:D

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redshortsx 0

I honest to god don't understand one word of this FML soooo YDI????

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XCaLX_fml 0

i dont uderstand doesshlong me dick

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drewrox 0

I say schlong it's a funny word

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HOBOJOE117 0

win that was ****** hilarious

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woofis 0

this FML makes no sense; WTF r u talking about op?

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Koolnoob729 0

no he isn't.. If he was, he would say "my dingaling got into a tickle fight with my zipper. my dingaling won"

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alleyx3 0

ydi for saying shlong or whatever you call it

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toaster468 0

yes. that's disturbing

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SteveDufour 0

oh god angry ninjas back trolling!

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bubbarific 0

ydi for underestimating the abilities of a formiddible opponent

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zoolandersmagnum 0

I get it! counter strike. I read through fml everyday but today I signed up just to reply to this hot chics comment!

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Peacemaker9 7

then bam!!!!! he knocks u out and gets the girl instead!!!!!!! lol btw #5 = win!!!!!

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Peacemaker9 7

then comes the " LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!!!!!!" annoucement throughout the store!!!!!!!!

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StoryOfTheYear 14

sounds like it even your camera angle is off :D

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Peacemaker9 7

wow thats a dam fml alright!!!!!!

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samantha_durano 6

224: lol, thankyou I think? 230: my camera angle is off? lol.

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MightyMike2509 0

haha erika WIN! haha headshot!

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navybabebridget 0

Haha zipper win!!

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rawr_iliketacos 0

No you're all wrong! His schlong won with his ninja powers. How dare you assume the zipper won! Don't worry, it happens to me all the time. Damn zipper...

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StoryOfTheYear 14

you do get it tho right? your profile pic is off, your day is off? *buh dum bump tsh* lame joke :|

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squirell_AIDS69 0

#99 is sexy!

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squirell_AIDS69 0

btw I'm pretty sure OP is reppin a schlort, not schlong

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samantha_durano 6

hahaha, no I don't get it but maybe that's just me:)

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collin715 0

hey you got nice ****

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StoryOfTheYear 14

not many people will care if your slow if you look dec like yourself, course you get that all the time on this site it seems :P

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StoryOfTheYear 14

well, I'm off to catch a few winks unless a few new fmls come back up within 15 or so minutes

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zachhasse 0

#34 want to **** sometime

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You_fail_how 0

#34 reminds me of snookie... just saying. And I hope you had a good medic in the field to bandage your wounded soldier OP.

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Kurabsence 0

who the hell's an angry ninja?!

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aphillips1123 0

she wouldn't tap you #47

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AngryNinja 1

oh no, 205 thinks they're cool!!! 301, that would be me. ;)

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MaxFishr 0

If your too stupid to under stand this its basically have his 8====>~~ stuck in his pants. Schlong ftw.

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breenarae25 0

lol u look like Ian from smosh

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miss_madison 10

I agree. I've been wondering that for a while now

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SLKBlack96 5

u spelled "kombat" wrong

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flufffypants 0

it's a game you dipshit it spelt with a K

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78euge781995 0

nice going retard. FINISH HIM!!

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Phil_McCracken 0

#48 fails. Exceptionally. op: was it the beans or the frank. (someone should get the reference)

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mshafty 0

Aww "Something About Mary"! Good movie "We got a bleeder!"

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cyberotter 0

finish him.... sub zero wins

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BrookeTrueblood 0

Yeah, that must hurt like a mother.. OP, uh, I thought guys stopped zipping up their 'schlongs' when they're like 5.

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Phil_McCracken 0

107: couldn't tell ya. I'm 25 and I've never done that, ever. I didn't realize this was such a problem. It's pretty basic stuff.

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Yaseeher 0

Oh wow you are both very cute. Honestly.

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xoxbandgeekxox13 3

that's what j was wondering plz tell

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RODEOqueen 0

A penis. Sorry OP, that must suck.

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Xrated_exctasy 0

shlong....penis.... (:

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seanreddog 4

a subtle way to indicate that your penis is long

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chloelovestoswim 6

no no no....dumb people....tsk tsk..... a schlong is a dildoe :) teeheee jkjk

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LauraTheKiwi 0

what's a schlong?

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nomnommonster 0

Well, what is in a guy's pants and can be compared to a breadstick? dun dun daaa

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Resquall 0

39, yeast infections suck balls. Well, at least they can take place on your sac... never mind. >.>

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xlovelessx 0

whhhat? sorry I dun get it? lol

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goldenone 2

schlong is a cleaner word for dick, ****, penis, etc.. I'm guessing he got tangled up in his pants? ouch

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daniel1_1 13

ouch man........ the real question is, do you still have a schlong?

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nomnommonster 0

Lui kang. Man, he was the best character.

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tournamentdecide 33

I hate Raiden. I can never memorize his combos. Therefore, I can't fight worth a crap with him. I like Sub Zero also.

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