By mo - 19/12/2011 07:55 - United States

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Today, my mother told me I looked like a hooker in my wedding dress. Thanks mommy. FML
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bossroyd 4

Just tell her that she inspired you to be the woman you are today

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MfailK 0

Success!! If that was the look you were going for.

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jblikesanalsecks 0

Maybe shell have anul secks wid me

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LaughinStock 16

64 wtf? what does that have to do with FML, and at least spell everything out.

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IThinkItsAlright 7

89- you're stupid....

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flockz 19

does she know from experience?

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BIGBOY4rmAHM 19

momma knows best...

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ikickgingers 15

Flockz taught me everything I know about buying hookers...

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flockz 19

well you should. you took my class correct?

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ikickgingers 15

Lol I still have my certificate of achievement magneted on my fridge.... Next to the framed pic of you in those 5 inch stilettos. God... What a good weekend.

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nixter5 18

Hey Flockz, how much does the class cost?

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flockz 19

price of classes range from virginty of your sister to three cheesecakes and a sword.

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nixter5 18

In that case Flockz, I'll do it. Just please. Anything but the cheesecakes. Have a heart...

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RedPillSucks 31

@48 kicky? Did you graduate magna cum laudy?

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bossroyd 4

Just tell her that she inspired you to be the woman you are today

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BeefyQueef 5

In that case better look for a new role model.

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darien987 1

20-I don't think you understand....

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juybuygo 13

maybe you shouldn't have worn those clear heels with it.

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deadxmau5 6

To bad it wasn't her wedding dress when she got married. That would be kinda humorous

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RouletteRed 6

Usually when people degrade one another personality or style, they're just jealous. So be happy! You looked better then she did in her wedding. :)

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rexgar2000 10

^ lmfao! holy shit that made me laugh so hard.

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eminemop 0

81, there's a big problem though. He's smiling.

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RouletteRed 6

Wow thanks lol. I may be an actor, but really? I got more talent then that xD

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brown4lifejot 1

Now thats just like saying 'No offfense, but your ugly'

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moodyreallyrocks 27

I am sure you look beautiful, enjoy your big day….

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IDontKnow10101 14

who cares what your mom says, as long as YOU know YOU look good in YOUR wedding dress, everything's fine

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debatingalways 0

How much is your husband paying you for the wedding?

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PElexander 5

How much are you going to charge for yours Debating?

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quinkadink 0

Ur comment is just stupid.... Slap urself....

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upyourzlolz 11

So is yours. Notice the proper use of "your" in my comment.

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