Today my mom admitted there is not a black widow infestation... - FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2018 17:23

Today my mom admitted there is not a black widow infestation in my room and she never booked an exterminator, it was all a prank. I’ve been sleeping on the sofa and washing and reusing the same panties and bra for 4 days. And she wonders why I want to get my own house FML

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