Still waiting for the time people get that the FML community hates "first" comments

I think Zanoty was poking fun at all the people who scream "first"

Maybe OP should be first, that way no one can have it.

Damn right! This is the best FML I've read in a while. Whilst hearing that from your folks isn't favourable, it's much better than fighting, bickering, or a number of other things.

you should be proud OP. u have smart parents who know how to joke

It's just something they learned from 50 Shades of Grey.

Please that is not an ok thing to say ever

And those boys will grow up to be men. Single men, possibly not worthy of any girl. I'm guessing you're one of them...

That's a pretty shit saying. You're just teaching boys at their most impressionable age that it's OK to disrespect and harm women instead of teaching them that their actions are wrong

He isn't referring to woman abuse, so woman like to have their hair pulled or ass spanked during sex, they just like that bit of aggression with some passion

3, another downvoted comment...Your doing great!

Just no. It's a shit saying that justifies whatever crap little boys like to pull, whether it's just getting in trouble in general or disrespecting a little girl.

I keep rhythm with no metronome

I can split the atom of a molecule

#5 wow, such a badass. But I'm pretty badass myself. I eat cereal without milk.

I eat milk without cereal.

#54 You "drink" milk, not eat it. -_-

The joke flew straight over your head @58 -_-

Great job ruining the fun, 58.

Oh yeah tough guy? well I can sleep with my eyes closed

I can run with my legs

You dont get it do you...

Yeah she was talking about hair pulling during sex hun. that's why they exchanged glances

What's worse is when they know damn well that you understand the jokes and start making them in front of you on purpose just to gross you out

I think your looking to much into this, by my guess the kids are probably in pre k or first grade, around there. You assigning a criminal charge to a kid just being a kid. She didn't complain that it hurt or that it was violent it was just a kid pulling her hair, it happens at every school on every playground it's just how kids grow up,

That's ridiculous. Standing by the statements 'boys will be boys' and 'they're just kids' will only further cement into place the patriarchy and sexism that still (really ******* insanely) exists in this day and age. It's because of people like you that domestic abuse is still happening and women have to fight for feminism (even though, you know, it's basically equality.)

29 must be what it looks like when people from Tumblr go on to other websites.

Oh great the tumblr crazies are starting to spill into other websites

The thing is it everyone gets that talking to. A comment mentioned the whole "boys will be boys" which just excuses actions. I had a boy in kindergarten who kept pulling my hair and most people just laughed or said "he likes you!" Instead of doing anything to help.

Girls are told that when a boy is mean he likes you, and then when we're older we're asked why we like guys who don't treat us well, or the bad boys. *rolls eyes*

I think it would be pretty hard not to pick up on that.

I think dad got pretty hard when he picked up on that...