Love: Today, my husband was 45 minutes late to our wedding reception....

By Late marriage - 24/08/2017 14:00 - Australia

Today, my husband was 45 minutes late to our wedding reception. Later, when I asked him why, he said, "I was playing Legend of Zelda and had to finish my quest." He thinks this is an eligible excuse. FML

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By Lady Cuntsnatch of Fallopia - 04/01/2015 01:30 - United States - Yuba City

Today, I went into labor and got my husband drive me to the hospital. Instead of staying by my side, he rushed back home for a World of Warcraft raid. His excuse? His friends were counting on him and they'd be pissed if he let them down. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2013 23:00 - United Kingdom - Kilkeel

Today, I felt frisky, so I did my hair and put on make-up and some lingerie. I walked into the living room, where my husband was playing a video game. He glanced up, said, "Oh, for fuck's sake." and made me wait nearly 15 minutes for him to reach a save-game point. FML

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Hello?

By Anonymous - 19/03/2015 05:35

Today, after a 16-hour work day, I came home to my husband. I talked to him for about 10 minutes, then realized that he wasn't answering me but had his headset on and was talking on Xbox live. Not even playing a game, just talking. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2011 23:16 - United States

Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML

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Workaholic

By Anonymous - 03/04/2023 18:00

Today, on our honeymoon, I found out my husband brought his work laptop with him. We were supposed to go scuba diving but he skipped it for virtual meetings, then sat on his laptop until 2 a.m. He then had the nerve to be confused about why I’m mad at him and just want to go home. FML

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By poor baby - 12/06/2015 16:51 - Germany

Today, my boyfriend forgot to pick our son up from daycare. His excuse? Fighting in a battle in World of Warcraft was far more important and he had to stay absolutely focused. Our son had to wait for two hours. FML

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Smuckle time

By Anonymous - 26/01/2022 10:59

Today, my husband asked me to meet him at 6 for our date night, but I ended up being 45 minutes late. Turns out he predicted my lateness and had booked the restaurant for 7, not 6. He knows me so well, but sometimes I hate the smug smarmy bellend. FML

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No Columbo

By Anonymous - 17/09/2022 09:30

Today, as my wife loves games, she set me a series of clues leading to our date night, where she's waiting for me. WHY? She knows how bad a problem solver I am. By the time she realised I was going to be hopelessly late, and answered my 50 missed calls, I’d only solved the first 2 clues out of 18 total. FML

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By fuckmylife - 02/02/2010 20:30 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my son that his dad was too busy in a raid on World of Warcraft to be at his award ceremony. FML

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By MT - 19/09/2012 17:25 - Finland

Today, I spent hours crafting a tiara to look like the princess from my boyfriend's favourite game series, Zelda. I sent him a picture of me wearing it, and got the reply: "Sure, that's nice, but you'd be better as Majora." FML

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Dave_Davington 33

Thursday 24 August 2017 20:20

Well, he certainly found the Triforce of Courage. The Triforce of Wisdom, on the other hand, not so much.

marina1996 5

Thursday 24 August 2017 20:19

that was a cluster **** of spelling errors good god.

Comments

dwight7476 11

Thursday 24 August 2017 20:10

Early signs of divorce in your future

marina1996 5

Thursday 24 August 2017 20:19

that was a cluster **** of spelling errors good god.

Dave_Davington 33

Thursday 24 August 2017 20:20

Well, he certainly found the Triforce of Courage. The Triforce of Wisdom, on the other hand, not so much.

Ghetis 396 11

Thursday 24 August 2017 20:27

That IS a valid excuse. no one gets between a man and his Zelda

Kirstie Bell 8

Friday 25 August 2017 2:39

Agreed.

stridercab 12

Saturday 2 September 2017 3:18

Seconded.

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Thursday 24 August 2017 20:35

Which one was he playing?

ImZakki 15

Friday 25 August 2017 2:23

Probs breath of the wild

ImPrettyGoddamnDum 2

Friday 25 August 2017 3:59

His wife

sambmjmdjj 9

Thursday 24 August 2017 20:39

Should have married a grown-up.

Lobby_Bee 17

Thursday 24 August 2017 21:01

Too late to back out now.

jfsiv 17

Thursday 24 August 2017 22:05

Either get out now, or accept that you will never be his first priority.

Razell 13

Thursday 24 August 2017 22:07

You could have told him that the moon has already fallen because he too k too long in the dungeon.

aik 14

Thursday 24 August 2017 22:20

I smell a divorce

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