Love: Today, my husband kindly offered to take me on a brewery tour....

By whiskynexttimeplease - 07/07/2016 20:52 - United Kingdom - Coventry

Today, my husband kindly offered to take me on a brewery tour. Turned out the brewery is owned by his ex-girlfriend and there was no tour after all. Just me standing awkwardly for 25 minutes while he chatted to her about her family and stuff they used to do together. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2023 16:00

Today, I was gonna take my ex to a concert, but we broke up before it so instead I went with my Tinder date. When I got to the venue, my ticket was already used. My ex was in there. My date never got in. FML

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By Anonyme - 06/04/2019 02:00

Today, I went on a date for the first time in ages, only to realize that the guy I was seeing chose to take us to a specific restaurant in able to stalk his ex. FML

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By jimmy_poison - 09/02/2015 00:19 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Today, my date bumped into her ex-husband, who decided to join us for the rest of the dinner. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2010 03:20 - United States

Today, after breaking up with my boyfriend, some of my friends decided to take me to a comedy club for a girls night. My friend's jealous husband decided he had to come along, then decided to invite my other friends' boyfriends. I ended up being the seventh wheel on a night meant to cheer me up. FML

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Keeping up with the Joneses

By Eva - 10/01/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, I met my ex from the college, and he invited me to dinner. Back then, he was rude and a bit abusive, but I agreed anyway. The man I saw today is loving, caring and fun, with a good job, and I really liked his wife. On the other hand, I'm between jobs, and my relationship's turned into the utter bore. FML

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So frustrating!

By Anonymous - 21/11/2013 20:37 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I tried to have a fun night out. I met a guy and we went back to "his" place, which turned out to actually be his mother's house. He introduced me to her. Two hours later, I knew his life story and had to do the walk of shame without ever getting anywhere near his bedroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2010 15:03 - United States

Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML

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Dating is hell

By Anonymous - 15/05/2022 02:00

Today, I got stood up on a date. To add insult to injury, meeting up was her idea. FML

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On a leash

By thanks sis - 29/08/2020 10:52 - United States - Hesperia

Today, my best friend and I were supposed to meet up at an outdoor beer garden. We’ve both had a hard time with quarantine, so it was a great escape. Instead, she kept me waiting for nearly two hours before I finally left. Her excuse? Her boyfriend, who she sees every day, really wanted to have sex. FML

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Repetitive

By Anonymous - 27/07/2021 04:01

Today, my husband stormed out to the pub because he couldn’t stand listening to my mother droning on and on about the same stories she always tells and the programmes she watches everyday. He didn’t think of taking me with him, so I had to stay and listen to the boring old bat. FML

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TudorGirl21 8

Friday 8 July 2016 12:21

You need to talk to him about that. Real douchebag move

lusanna 19

Friday 8 July 2016 12:28

It's one thing to just chat with an ex but to lie about it with you there is just another level of stupid on top of being an asshole.

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TudorGirl21 8

Friday 8 July 2016 12:21

You need to talk to him about that. Real douchebag move

lusanna 19

Friday 8 July 2016 12:28

It's one thing to just chat with an ex but to lie about it with you there is just another level of stupid on top of being an asshole.

dragonrider1959 18

Friday 8 July 2016 13:04

I'm just curious as to why he did that at all, he could've talked to her without you being there. He didn't need to lie to you

interesting33 36

Friday 8 July 2016 22:29

Maybe he thought there would be a tour and then it just didn't happen because he was talking to the ex?

rldostie 19

Friday 8 July 2016 22:46

Maybe he wanted to talk to his ex but didn't want his current girlfriend to find out and accuse him of anything. Sort of a "you were there the whole time so you know it was fine" kind of thing. Or maybe he wanted to make his ex jealous by showing off the girlfriend. Or maybe he didn't trust himself with his ex alone but he still wanted to talk to her. Or maybe he really did think there was a tour and since there wasn't, they ended up talking. Still, super weird to bring your current girlfriend to your ex's place of business. Edit--I read this wrong and thought they were just dating. It's way way worse that they're married and did this. This is a no go.

yerawizardlizzy 27

Friday 8 July 2016 13:24

I'm kinda leaning toward YDI on this one. I get it, English people don't want to make a scene or anything, but this would have been a perfectly acceptable time to walk up and be like "YEAH HI. I'm Jack's WIFE. It's nice to meet you and all, but we need TO GO." It would be one thing if you guys were dating, but your husband??? No, girl. Don't put up with that.

enxhi96 21

Friday 8 July 2016 13:48

Definitely agreed. Not ok, I wouldn't put up with my boyfriend doing that let alone my HUSBAND.

J352SAURUS 30

Saturday 9 July 2016 9:30

Exactly right. He's gone to some lengths here to see her. I agree with what someone said before. It seems like he's hiding in plain sight so he can say, "look, we're just talking, nothing to see here". The wife sort-of has her hands tied though. If she calls him out on it, what's he going to say? "What? I can't talk to other girls now?" or "We were just talking!" or "What? I didn't know there was no tour! I may as well talk to her anyway!" I don't really know what to think! Maybe I'm damaged...

soovyl 18

Friday 8 July 2016 13:34

a fellow ifunny go-er, nice to see you here

Winchester1990 19

Friday 8 July 2016 14:20

And you married him because?

AndronicusPark 10

Sunday 10 July 2016 11:51

For his sweet brewery hook ups!

CamBamShamDaMan 26

Friday 8 July 2016 16:00

After what happened idk if i would really trust him i mean sit him down to talk about why he lied and if he didn't introduce you to her and vice versa ask him why... Tell him hes a douche for me too.