Today, my friend asked me how I did on my physics exam. I asked...

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2017 21:26 - United States - Lake Hiawatha

Today, my friend asked me how I did on my physics exam. I asked "What exam?". I missed an exam that counted for half of my grade for the semester! FML.

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