Health: Today, while my fiancé was showing me the finger guard on his... - FML

By SHUTCHINS - 14/10/2017 12:00 - United Kingdom - Canterbury

Today, while my fiancé was showing me the finger guard on his brand new, very sharp knife, he managed to slice his finger open and throw the knife onto my leg, cutting me also. There's now a nice trail of blood on the carpet all the way to the bathroom. FML

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Lobby_Bee 17

Saturday 14 October 2017 13:20

Good, now you won't get lost finding the bathroom. Just follow the blood trail.

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 14 October 2017 14:16

Looks like that finger guard was a bloody failure! Get it? Or is my humo(u)r too cutting-edge?

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ThrottleJockey 35

Sunday 15 October 2017 18:51

There goes a corner off his Totin Chip.

assassinmaster 22

Monday 16 October 2017 1:52

Just remember, finger guard is not idiot (or “adult”) proof!

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