Intimacy: Today, my fiancé was performing oral on me, when I heard him...

By Anonymous - 04/10/2009 01:03 - United States

Today, my fiancé was performing oral on me, when I heard him start making a "Waka waka waka waka" noise. He confessed to pretending to be Pacman. FML

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keso1 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 9:15

That is the greatest thing ever!!!!

M13LO 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 9:22

did he get to the cherry?

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tyson346 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 9:12

Ladies and gentlemen, I appear to be an utter douche. Carry on.

omghehehe 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 11:59

:D that was the best thing I have ever heard! I would be roll'n :D Luv It!!!!!

Hated_By_FML 0

Wednesday 14 April 2010 7:42

waka flocka flame

pu13 5

Friday 23 April 2010 7:28

PACman ****** waka Waka WaKa WAKA

brettlovesgirls 4

Sunday 7 August 2011 22:41

waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka

keso1 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 9:15

That is the greatest thing ever!!!!

DeadManLaughing 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 4:02

Yep; I would love to be this man!

ABbaby 10

Saturday 17 October 2009 4:37

OP your bf is a waka waka waka WIN-NAH

GuitarJunkie6258 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 6:15

Omfg that is amazing!

woosah 16

Thursday 30 June 2011 7:56

I'd love him more! how did u not die laughing? good sense of humor!

Sweny 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 9:17

lol genius

M13LO 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 9:22

did he get to the cherry?

brinky09 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 9:59

Ahh haha good one.

SupremeO 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 20:54

I just hope she gets some body paint and paints her VJJ as a blue-white power-pelleted ghost. PLEASE DO IT

Phantom13 3

Saturday 10 October 2009 7:17

LOL......HI-LA-RI-OUS!!! Seriously...epic man.....^_^ -Le Phantom

SocialAnarchyX5 0

Friday 22 January 2010 4:04

That is so awesome

Yung23 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 7:09

lmfao

Ninjaface 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 9:26

Hopefully he found a power pellet.

Emrysa 1

Sunday 4 October 2009 9:29

Your boyfriend is awesome.

iluvpandas 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 9:35

Your boyfriend is awesome!!!

bluepaintred 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 9:36

That.Is.Awesome. WTF are you FMLing about?

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Sunday 1 July 2012 20:49

She knows it's awesome..she just wanted to share it with us ^.^ Either that or she doesn't appreciate his epic sense of humor >.>

Raiders714 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 9:36

Lmfao that dude is gangsta

MandieHart 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 9:40

omg that is great :) haha quit bitching.

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