Today, my boyfriend sent a text to a girl about how he'd rather... - FML

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By legiticant - 16/01/2018 19:34

Today, my boyfriend sent a text to a girl about how he'd rather be at her house than with his family. I was at work, and she sent me the texts. FML

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Mynxie 26

Thursday 18 January 2018 6:28

Well, good on her for letting you know he is garbage. Now drag him to the curb.

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Mynxie 26

Thursday 18 January 2018 6:28

Well, good on her for letting you know he is garbage. Now drag him to the curb.

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