Today, my boss gushed to me how glad he was that I decided to...

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By "Carl'sRightEye" - 18/04/2018 18:31

Today, my boss gushed to me how glad he was that I decided to join, he knows that I'll do great things and how I got a 1.6% pay raise. I didn't have the heart to tell him that I was thinking of quitting. FML

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