By awkardtaco - 28/09/2018 13:30

Today, in spite of 2 different types of bug spray, underwear, and jeans, I discovered not one, but two mosquito bites on my vagina. FML
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Glowworm56 26

All mosquitoes who bite are female, so you basically got bitten by a lesbian vampire.

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Seeya55 31

Are you sure they're...mosquito bites? I mean, tick and bedbug bites are very similar. Could look bigger/smaller depending if you're allergic or not. Both are itchy!

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Glowworm56 26

All mosquitoes who bite are female, so you basically got bitten by a lesbian vampire.

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wmayrhofer 18

The mosquitoes must think you're ovulating.

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Bubbilility 27

You should meet Wasp Junk, it might be the start of something beautiful.

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blightsight 10

Did you spray your couch? If not, ydi

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Seeya55 31

Are you sure they're...mosquito bites? I mean, tick and bedbug bites are very similar. Could look bigger/smaller depending if you're allergic or not. Both are itchy!

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boopingsnoot 24

I doubt you’d recognize a ******** even with a labeled photograph

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TheGOAT 2

Just be glad there wasn't a dead turtle down there.

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Marta Perlicka 13

I would suggest that you get these checked out... it’s weird that despite all of the protection you still got bitten. I never had that happen before.

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Dannie1308 11

I'm guessing she didn't get bit in her birth canal aka the vulva....

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Davros 12

lol, people are going to think your "double clicking your mouse" when you have to scratch that itch in public

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