Animals: Today, I woke up to a huge, disgusting bug next to my bed. As...

By Anonymous - 27/07/2014 18:44 - Germany - Oberursel

Today, I woke up to a huge, disgusting bug next to my bed. As I tried to squish it, it suddenly flew off at high speed. Now I'm lying in bed, awake and terrified because I can hear it buzzing around but can't see it anywhere. FML

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By bugnose - 16/05/2011 06:26

Today, I noticed an extremely large bug buzzing around my room. After several attempts, I stomped on it with my shoe. I was trying to get a closer look at my victory when it flew into my nostril. Turns out it was just playing dead. FML

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Panic!

By sweetdreams - 18/09/2016 06:39 - United States - New York

Today, I woke up suddenly with giant bugs biting my legs. I screamed, ripped the blanket off the bed and bolted to the bathroom to recover. Turns out it was all a dream, and the person who needed to recover most was my shell-shocked boyfriend who had been sleeping soundly beside me. Sorry, babe. FML

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Fear factor

By Anonymous - 04/05/2020 23:00

Today, at about 3:30 a.m. I awoke to the feeling of something dropping on my head. Startled, I turned on the light. It was a gigantic cockroach. I thought I'd killed it, but when I went to collect the body it was gone. I'm too scared to sleep. Even my dog now refuses to be in the bedroom. FML

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Freaked out

By klanciee - 16/07/2012 02:00 - United States - Valencia

Today, when I woke up, I noticed something crawling on my bed. A white faced wasp was dragging the corpse of a rather large spider. I'm not sure what I was more disturbed about; the fact that the wasp was dragging something twice its size, or that these bugs even live in my house. FML

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By Elgrin - 17/06/2016 18:03 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, I woke up to something crawling on my leg. Thinking it might be a spider, I jumped out frantically to check. The good news: it's not a spider. The bad news: it's a bedbug. My apartment was just treated for them. FML

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Freaked out

By The Buzzing - 28/07/2022 07:00 - United States

Today, after going on a fly-killing spree all around my house, I had the most ridiculous nightmare where I was terrorized by a fly that looked like it was having a seizure whenever it was flying. When it landed on my arm, I woke up and felt a strange sensation on my arm. Great, I didn't want to sleep anyway. FML

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By Sting - 26/04/2016 20:49 - United States - Manassas

Today, there was a gigantic wasp in my room. It stupidly flew upwards and got hit by the rotating fan. It then immediately decided to take it's revenge by stinging me. FML

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Night terrors

By Si123 - 15/08/2020 08:01

Today, after a long day at work, I was ready to wind down for the night. I sat on my bed and turned towards a fluttering on my left. I saw the biggest daddy-longlegs inches from my face, jumped in the other direction, forgetting there was a wall, and hit my head on it. I'm now officially wide awake. FML

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By liilii - 30/08/2014 16:40 - India - Trivandrum

Today, I woke up to the sight of a dead fly on my bedside table, being eaten by a swarm of ants. I screamed so bad that my dad said he thought my sister was being murdered in my room. FML

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LEAVE ME ALONE

By sleepless - 25/06/2019 20:00

Today, it's the third day that I can't sleep. Somewhere in my room, there's a mosquito craving for my blood, and every time I'm about to fall asleep, I can hear it flying around. I'm covered in bites, even in places that barely see the daylight. FML

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CallMeMask 23

Sunday 27 July 2014 23:20

FYL. It could be anywhere and everywhere all at once..

TerraShadow 18

Sunday 27 July 2014 23:20

Kill it with fire!!!

Comments

Gamer_Moonbutt 5

Sunday 27 July 2014 23:19

1st :3

CallMeMask 23

Sunday 27 July 2014 23:20

FYL. It could be anywhere and everywhere all at once..

xxrogerthatxx 19

Sunday 27 July 2014 23:42

Put a cup with something sweet/sugary in your room, coop the cup, and inevitably the fly would go in. Just cover it quickly!

WinterBlue42 22

Monday 28 July 2014 4:27

I don't think the OP mentioned it being a fly. . What if it is some sort of large beetle. .? FYL. Burn your room. Didn't need a room anyway.

Mystery_Unsolved 16

Monday 28 July 2014 7:34

No room? No problem.

Mystery_Unsolved 16

Monday 28 July 2014 7:38

Way to make them feel better

DarthBatman 8

Monday 28 July 2014 7:41

Rooms are too mainstream anyways

igottafeelingxo 9

Monday 28 July 2014 8:11

I had that happen too. It was a fly and it got stuck in my ear.. Talk about terrifying..

FML_Elle 17

Monday 28 July 2014 19:37

Wrap yourself in a blanket and run out of the room while yelling a warrior cry. Blankets can withstand anything and cannot be infiltrated.

TerraShadow 18

Sunday 27 July 2014 23:20

Kill it with fire!!!

1tsmenoah 20

Monday 28 July 2014 1:54

Last person who said that burned their house down

LunarServant 10

Monday 28 July 2014 4:28

DUDE WHO ****** CARES?!?! BURN THIS MOTHER DOWN IF YOU HAVE TO

TerraShadow 18

Monday 28 July 2014 6:14

At least someone agrees with me.

The_4th_Doctor 13

Wednesday 30 July 2014 0:40

OP needs to find it first!

briggsopposed 8

Sunday 27 July 2014 23:22

Maybe turn on your lights?

OysterPearls 33

Sunday 27 July 2014 23:40

I suggest turning off all the lights except for in one room. Most flying bugs are attracted to light, so you'll be more likely to find it buzzing around that one.