Today, I was the last to go upstairs, so I had to turn off all... - FML

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By gamermonster - 18/11/2017 00:01

Today, I was the last to go upstairs, so I had to turn off all the lights. To prevent bumping into something, I turned on my phone flashlight. When all the lights were out, I had a brain fart and forgot where my phone was. I spent 10 minutes searching before I realized it was in my hand. FML

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