By Cow_girl_cutie - 03/08/2011 07:47 - United States

Today, I was texting my boyfriend. He continued to tell me how he had to piss. We carried on this conversation for about 10 minutes, then I realized that was the most interesting conversation I have had with him in weeks. FML
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eminemchick 19

at least he's not full of shit!:)

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Lstands4LOSER 0

I hate it when an FML is about pissing, some douche ruins it by saying "That's a shitty situation".

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iLOLatURpain69 7

Thats a shitty situation.

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JoeTheMan12 0

why would you tell someone about your pee?

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mollykatelynch 11

...at least he didnt pee inside you while you two were being intiment.. O_o

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dolphincheddar 10

Everyone prank call 35s number on her profile. Never leave a number it won't end well

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KiddNYC1O 20

36- She basically put her whole government up.

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flockz 19

dude shit stories are way more interesting trust me "oh ya i gotta take a massive shi- AGGGGGHHHHH ya its very relieving"

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_cassandra__fml 4

I'm sure your girlfriend would appreciate that. Oh wait...

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flockz 19

haha you have no sense of humor then. my girlfriend have had many conversations like that and we dont give a shit.(no pun intended) so go back under your troll bridge before i smack you. actually no then my hand would smell funny.

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flockz 19

ya she has no one to share her shit stories with cuz shes a jealous bitch who cant get a boyfriend.

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ACM1991 9

next time talk about taking a shit hehe

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bobbymullet 11

I think you found yourself a keeper.

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FhIsLif3 5

Thinkinn the same thingg.(:

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garrettsgirl 0

Depressing much?

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