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By diving_from_the_closet - 17/10/2017 03:13

Today, I was texting a friend about telling my slightly homophobic mom I'm bi. As a laugh, she sent a link to an online test, "just how gay are you," much to my amusement, I got a 3 on a scale from 1 (all heterosexual) to 7 (all homosexual), but I shared it to FB by mistake. Surprise mom, FML

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