Transportation: Today, I was shovelling snow out of my driveway and broke my...

By Snowman - 24/01/2016 22:21 - United States - Harrisonburg

Today, I was shovelling snow out of my driveway and broke my shovel. So I tried cleaning the driveway with a garbage lid. That broke too. Now I'm out snow shovel, AND a garbage lid. FML

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You deserved it 4 804

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Snow day

By Charlie8u347 - 29/12/2009 20:26 - United States

Today, I was told to shovel four inches of snow from my driveway. I had to get the snow shovel from the rafters of my garage, and there were other tools with it. As I was yanking the shovel down, a pickax fell and smashed through the back window of my dad's Buick. FML

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You deserved it 6 054

By lolographic24 - 13/02/2010 13:44 - Norway

Today, it was my turn to take out the trash. While walking to the dumpster, I slip and fall. It doesn't really hurt, so I get up and go to the dumpster, but the top is frozen stuck. It won't budge. Then I really pull with a lot of force, and the lid swings open and busts my nose. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 334

You deserved it 4 137

By bedrockmike - 28/01/2009 14:15 - United States

Today, I broke, shoveled, and salted the ice covering my entire driveway. The size is roughly 8 cars' worth, and took me two hours of back-breaking effot to clear. I completely forgot that it was supposed to rain later today. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 577

You deserved it 19 489

By Anonymous - 22/12/2009 01:48 - United States

Today, my mom and I had to shovel our driveway after an epic snowstorm that left us with 22 inches of snow. We only needed to dig out my mom's car and not mine. After we did all that work and shoveled all the snow onto the side where my car was we found out my mom had a flat tire. FML

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You deserved it 3 348

By Snowtoe - 14/01/2017 14:00

Today, I'm at my grandparents' house to help clear snow. I was making a path to the driveway by pushing the snow out of the way. I saw a big pile and went to kick it really hard. Alas, it was a step. FML

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You deserved it 3 157

Walnut head

By Anonymous - 16/03/2017 02:00

Today, after sweeping up a spill, I managed to break the cupboard door. With my head. FML

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You deserved it 537

Slippery

By Dana - 29/01/2010 18:59 - United States

Today, it was very windy and snowy and the neighborhood's garbage cans were blowing everywhere. I had already brought mine in and I saw my neighbor's being blown away. Thinking I'd be nice, I went out to pick it up. Just before I could however, the wind smashed it into me and I fell on the ice. FML

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You deserved it 3 207

By bender - 10/02/2010 05:03 - Canada

Today, I decided that it would be good exercise to shovel the ice on the backyard patio. Now I can't stand up. FML

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You deserved it 7 741

By shoveless - 20/12/2016 21:08 - United States

Today, I came home from school to find my house ransacked. The robbers shoveled a path from my back door to the driveway, through the snow, then they stole my snow-shovel. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 695

You deserved it 565

By Anthony Hathaway - 19/10/2018 13:30

Today, as I was taking the garbage out, I tripped over my own feet, causing my knee to dislocate in such a way that it shattered the back of my kneecap and fractured my femur. I guess I won't be taking the garbage out again anytime soon. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 941

You deserved it 210

senor_octubre 24

Monday 25 January 2016 11:00

This is the moment you've been waiting for. It's time to break out the flamethrower.

hellnosucka 27

Monday 25 January 2016 10:48

I admire your resourcefulness.

Comments

TheNewGuy03 28

Monday 25 January 2016 10:44

That's snow good. [runs away quickly]

MoroseMoose 47

Wednesday 5 October 2016 23:46

The best part of this website is the puns in the comments. Thank you.

Panu 14

Monday 25 January 2016 10:45

I'm sure this isn't one of the worst fml's out there

drayloon 50

Monday 25 January 2016 10:45

There are some days where you jus stay at home and binge watch Netflix because nothing else is going right. This is one of those days.

Fuaaad1994 31

Monday 25 January 2016 10:57

Isn't that what people do most nights?

False_Stupidity 41

Monday 25 January 2016 12:56

Those are also the days when you lose Internet or there's a problem with your Netflix subscription so you just stay in bed, but then the bed breaks...

Logical07 16

Monday 25 January 2016 10:46

pretty weak as FML tbh

drayloon 50

Monday 25 January 2016 10:48

pretty weak as comment

jazzybaby179 22

Monday 25 January 2016 10:47

It's a sign... Stay home and hibernate!

hellnosucka 27

Monday 25 January 2016 10:48

I admire your resourcefulness.

cosmic_peanut 17

Monday 25 January 2016 10:53

how the f this past the moderation

ourtneyc 14

Monday 25 January 2016 11:04

the lack of 1 word bothers me too but idk maybe people thought the subject was good enough to let it slide

Sunflora219 26

Monday 25 January 2016 10:54

You should just let it goo, let it goo, and be the one with the wind and snoww. Because here you stand, with no lid on your garbage can!

senor_octubre 24

Monday 25 January 2016 11:00

This is the moment you've been waiting for. It's time to break out the flamethrower.

Fuaaad1994 31

Monday 25 January 2016 11:22

We could even get this great fml out of it "Today I broke my shovel and bin lid trying to shovel the snow from my driveway. I decided to use a flamethrower and now there is a pile of ash where my house used to be. FML"