Today, I left messages to take a picture, then went right back... - FML

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By Sarctoth - 16/08/2018 20:13

Today, I left messages to take a picture, then went right back to messenger to send it. Only, instead of sending it to my wife, I sent it to my family chat group. All 5 of my siblings, their significant others, and my mom saw a picture of my dick. FML

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interesting33 36

Monday 20 August 2018 1:26

That sounds like my worst nightmare! I too would hate if I accidentally saw a picture of your todger :P

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interesting33 36

Monday 20 August 2018 1:26

That sounds like my worst nightmare! I too would hate if I accidentally saw a picture of your todger :P

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