Work and Transportation: Today, while rushing to a big marketing presentation, I started...

By MondayonaTuesday - 15/09/2017 20:00

Today, while rushing to a big marketing presentation, I started feeling ill in my car. I was stuck in traffic, and before I could get my window open I threw up all over my suit. All I had were some tissues to try to clean the mess before presenting to a full boardroom. FML

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By Kristat - 01/04/2012 04:32 - United States

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By pukathlon - 10/12/2010 17:21 - United States

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By epicfailureismyl - 05/04/2018 15:00

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By yegworstdrivers - 20/12/2018 10:00 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I fell violently ill half an hour into a flight. I got sick so suddenly that I projectile vomited all over my clothes and the seat in front of me, and to top it all off, I also got diarrhea. Eight more hours to go. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2021 02:01

Today, I had to catch a bus to work, as my car had to be taken in yesterday. The bad drivers always upset my stomach with their instant stop/start driving style. I felt a burp coming on, but it turned out to be projectile vomit that filled my mask right up and poured down my shirt and pants. FML

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By CarSick - 23/02/2011 03:55 - United States

Today, I threw up in the car. While driving. The good news though, I had a bag to catch it all. Bad news? The bag had a giant hole in the bottom. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2019 03:00

Today, I drove my car and suddenly I got diarrhea & shit my pants. I put a plastic bag under me to not let all the shit go through my pants and get to my seat. Then, one of my work mates saw my car and came to say hello, she saw all the shit and the plastic bag. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2014 15:35 - United Kingdom - Montrose

Today, I got my car cleaned. As I drove home, the passenger of the van in front of me vomited out the window. The vomit sailed back and splattered all over the front of my car. A waste of £10 and a mental image that will never go away. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2016 10:50 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was at a very important meeting with a client and I had to use the bathroom. I was so nervous that I squirted white soap all up my suit jacket. My client walked in and commented on my "jizzy" blazer. FML

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jfsiv 17

Friday 15 September 2017 20:12

"It's just a little bit, they'll never notice..." trust me, they noticed.

Lobby_Bee 17

Friday 15 September 2017 20:06

I hope your presentation was about tissue paper and how it doesn't work so well on cleaning up leftover vomit.

Comments

Lobby_Bee 17

Friday 15 September 2017 20:06

I hope your presentation was about tissue paper and how it doesn't work so well on cleaning up leftover vomit.

jfsiv 17

Friday 15 September 2017 20:12

"It's just a little bit, they'll never notice..." trust me, they noticed.

Glowworm56 26

Friday 15 September 2017 20:27

What's with all the throwing up FMLs suddenly?

Lalala579121 27

Friday 15 September 2017 21:53

The FML staff threw up all over the site, so they have to compensate somehow.

Glowworm56 26

Friday 15 September 2017 20:27

Man, that blows chunks.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 15 September 2017 21:39

At least it won’t be a bored room — more like a repulsed room.

gobiteme2 34

Friday 15 September 2017 21:54

I would think you could have sucked it up, but no you had to practice projection.

Seymore Collins 7

Monday 18 September 2017 9:19

You still went through with it? Hardcore.

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