Get a cat(: YDI.

they scratch and bit too! and their claws sting!! :,(

then don't piss em off!

i think you're dogs trying to tell you something -WINKYFACE- on a side note ********** is wrong...

Sounds like the kids from Cheaper by the dozen had something to do with this.

**** cats.

He bled? Blood? Well. At least you know he's not a demon.

Lol win

she sucked his blood dry

that doesn't even make sense haha

well so what if he bled. don't you bleed once a month. same thing. ahem. yes.

It's from dodgeball I think.

You look kinda cute.

my friends German Shepard claimed me as her territory the other day cause I let her eat some chips, so when my friends beagle came over later to get some the German Shepard bit the beagle :(

i thought it said dad instead of dog, but then i read it again. :P

55, That would be quite awkward. Girl screaming:"Dad you always do this. I can never bring home a boy without you biting him!"

I completely agree with the fact if it was a German Shepard. My dog is that breed & they get overly attached to their owner. She'd get mad whenever I don't give her attention haha :P

my best friends presa ceniero, or somethin like that it's French, LOVES me. me and my boyfriend went to her house, and the dog is like 200 pounds and stood in between me and him the whoole time. and to make it worse.. he's afraid of dogs...

That's not because the German Shepherd was "claiming you", he was claiming his food. Sounds like food aggression to me. And you shouldn't categorize dogs like that; I know many sweet German Shepherds. They're actually usually nice.

Not all rooms' doors have locks.

... You wouldn't even need a lock to keep a dog out; just shut the door.

My dog could open doors before it died, but it's irrelevant. I was just pointing something out.

I knew there would be that one person to comment because of their special dog. In your case, you'd need to lock your door.

Aha! My door has no lock! Foiled yet again!

I didn't say you had a lock, I said you'd need to lock your door a.k.a. buy a freaking lock/chained lock. Besides, your dog isn't living anymore, so you don't have to worry about it spoiling your make-out.

Easy there, chap. No need to get agitated over literally nothing.

^win

But there is a need for you to get mad over figuratively nothing.

Haha, an agitated comment from me consists of inappropriate words such as **** and dumbass. I am just replying to your comments to keep the conversation going.

^agitated comment

^ well played on your part.

You've gone and awaken the anger In Jake. Prepare yourself young grasshopper.

taco, although I like the name, taco, I'm not laughing at your calling someone a grasshopper. but it is funny I'm like half asleep though ahahaha

Well, the op may not have known the dog would flip out. Maybe the op did close the door just not all the way. They probably haven't kissed in front of the dog before and didn't know. They do say babies and pets are the best judge of characters, maybe the dudes a scum bag

That's possible but then again if he is a jerk then it's likely that he would file a report about the dog biting him, especially if he does it more than once, which can and usually does result in the dog being put down. This would definitely be incentive to keep the dog away during any future make-out sessions.

Why the **** would you need to lock the door? It's a dog. STUPID.

Locking a dog in a room for no apparent reason could be animal abuse. STUPID!

yeah, you can't just lock a dog in a room for biting people, that's abuse STUPID

I don't know if you can say you're in before them, as yours is one.

I doubt the boyfriend is a replacement for the dog. People don't generally date other species.

#14; I hope you aren't serious about your comment in return. I'm sure Stephanie didn't mean that the girl was dating the dog. Dogs can be jealous little bastards and do feel like they are getting replaced; especially if it's a male dog in this case.

If everything I said were serious, then: -I would be a vicious unicorn -I would worship volcano gods -I would eat children -I would be pregnant -The world would be inhabited by giant amoebas with starfish-like powers

Uhh, right. Though I wasn't referring to "everything" you say, just that one comment.

Then I will help you. I was not being serious. You appear to be intelligent; surely you can see this.

Ah, the wonderful powers of sarcasm online. Wait, the ********** tidbit didn't tip you off?

It's OK the rest if us understand you even if he does not...