Transportation: Today, I was on a subway with my boyfriend and it was stopping...

By Noname - 25/02/2009 23:56 - United States

Today, I was on a subway with my boyfriend and it was stopping so I grabbed the pole for support. I felt another hand grabbing onto the pole knowing it was my boyfriend's. Without looking I carressed and tickled his hand. I turned around to smile at my boyfriend. The hand wasn't his. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2019 16:30

Today, I got on a crowded bus and was forced to stand. The bus made a sharp turn, so I reached for a pole to hold onto. Without looking, I grabbed the pole. It was wet and moist, but I nonetheless held on until the turn was done. I turned to see I had also grabbed a large man's nose and had squeezed it. FML

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By Anon - 13/03/2009 04:00 - United States

Today, I was on the subway. I have fairly serious OCD, so I avoided holding the poles or handles. All the seats were taken, so I leaned against a wall. At the next stop, an obese, sweaty man got on and grabbed the two poles around me, effectively hugging me. My shirt was wet when he left. FML

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By Maria - 14/03/2017 15:00 - United Kingdom - York

Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML

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By maddie - 27/12/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were at dinner with his parents when he discreetly slid his hand up my skirt and tickled me. This caused me to kick his dad's recently broken leg. FML

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By pizzafreak18 - 21/06/2010 14:21 - United States

Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML

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By marsbar - 15/03/2009 05:07 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was moving his hand from his thigh to my chest but on the way he sort of squeezed my stomach. When I asked him why he did that, he told me that "his fingers got stuck under my roll." FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2015 07:28 - United States - Plainview

Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML

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By grabber - 09/08/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was riding up an escalator in the mall in uncomfortable high heels. While adjusting my bag I suddenly lost my balance and began flailing wildly. In desperation I hurled forward and ended up grabbing a teenage boy's buttocks and was promptly slapped by his girlfriend. FML

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By fmylifebad - 29/04/2009 10:12 - United States

Today, I was on the subway and saw this cute guy eyeing me. I crossed my legs, tossed back my hair, and raised my eyebrows slightly. As he came up to me, my heart started racing until he finally started flirting... with the girl next to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2010 06:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend found out I have OCD. When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other or I freak. After I brushed his face with the back of my hand he tackled me to the floor, held me down, and laughed at me while I panicked and tried to touch him with my other hand. FML

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TheBigDawg 8

Thursday 26 February 2009 9:50

Something similar happened to me, a few years ago. I was on a extreeeeemely packed subway car, and I was with my girlfriend. She had been sitting, and was standing as the station was approaching, so I did my best to reach back to help her steady herself. She grabbed my hand, we interlocked fingers (please, hold your "awww"s to the end) and headed out the door with a bunch of other people...when suddenly I realize my girlfriend's walking out on the opposite side I thought she was on. It turned out the girl whose hand I grabbed, and the guy whose hand my girlfriend grabbed, were also boyfriend and girlfriend, so we ended up all having a laugh, and we decided to get pretzels together. Not really a FML moment, but just thought I'd share.

itsfuntobesexy 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 12:48

I got more enjoyment reading #3's story than I did this FML.

Comments

KenMcGormick 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 9:23

can i stand beside u next time on the subway

TheBigDawg 8

Thursday 26 February 2009 9:50

miles_republic 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 6:52

do you really love your boyfriend? because you should know your boyfriend head to foot, including how his hand looks like... just a thought to be careful next time... =)

AliceStar 2

Friday 20 August 2010 20:10

If your brain "knows" that something is something that it's not really it can play tricks on you.

rocklare18 7

Monday 5 December 2011 12:01

cool story bro

beaglegal 42

Friday 14 February 2014 3:32

Omg I love this.

Karis_fml 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 10:00

#3, that's such a cute memory! :3

TheBigDawg 8

Thursday 26 February 2009 10:07

Thanks, #4. :)

itsfuntobesexy 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 12:48

I got more enjoyment reading #3's story than I did this FML.

fmlplz 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 15:57

#3 Great story. I try to accidentally grab someone else's hand instead of my wife's hand all the time. I keep hoping someday that someone will just go along with it, but apparently nobody wants to trade with me :( FML

Lick_yer_face 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 16:25

Today, I accidentally sprayed my hand with axe, but at first thought nothing of it. But when I was on the subway, this really cute girl randomly started to caress my hand! The axe effect really works! But then she moved her head and her smile died and was replaced by a look of horror, and she quickly darted away, the very second she saw my face. FML.

SamuraiDeli 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 18:49

This FML is terrible. What's the big deal? It was an honest mistake.

sonofskam 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 19:28

It could have been worse. At least the alien hand didn't have leprosy, man.

King_of_Kings 3

Thursday 26 February 2009 20:04

comment number 3 was one of the best stories i've heard. i dont hear or read that many good stories. does anyone recomend any good books? (please, no fantasy books)