Miscellaneous: Today, I was looking over some old notes from high school when...

By Anonymous - 21/05/2009 17:16 - United States

Today, I was looking over some old notes from high school when I came across a list of things I wanted to accomplish by the time I'm 25. I haven't accomplished a single one. I'm 26. FML

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You deserved it 16 165

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Today, I’m 25 years-old. I was unattractive in high school and college. In the last two years I’ve glown up. Also, rent, gas, and food have all gone up in price. I can’t afford dates and I've had to work weekend nights at every job since I was 18. I hate these “rich kids” my age. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2015 17:50 - India - Bangalore

Today, I was trying to work out, and couldn't even complete an exercise regime meant for 50-year-olds. I'm 24. FML

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By brosef - 17/02/2024 11:00 - United States

Today, I'm a guy who's always been physically a late bloomer. In high school, I looked too young for girls to like me. At 22, I still looked 17. Now at 25, I look good but when girls find out my age, they expect me to have everything figured out by now. I never got to be young. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2021 05:01

Today, I'm nearly 30 years-old, and not only am I still a virgin, I've never even had my first kiss. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2021 10:58

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2011 23:27 - United States

Today, I realized that even though I was an honor student throughout school, and considered the golden child who was going to go far in life, all I've accomplished a year after graduation is becoming an unemployed single mother still living with my parents. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2023 20:00 - United States

Today, I've done everything I wanted to do in life. I'm currently 27. Bored out of my fucking mind. Just call me bored. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2009 15:18 - France

Today, I'm 20 years old and never been kissed. FML

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By experience_to_get_experience - 21/09/2015 19:09 - United Kingdom - Bicester

Today, I turned 25. I'm single, still living at home and doing an unpaid internship in an industry I have no interest in, because it was the only accepted application after 6 months of unemployment. The daily 45-minute drive means I'm losing money every week for being "employed" with a PhD. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2016 05:03 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my therapist told me to write down my goals for the next five years. After thinking hard for what seemed like forever, all I could come up with was getting a girlfriend and having an FML published. And to be honest, I'm not even sure about that first one. FML

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genius_man16 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 23:29

Kinda depends on the goals. If they were like "become the next Hitler" or "kill many babies" I'd say it's good you haven't accomplished them.

ScruffyTJanitor 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 23:27

Well, you've got a list of things to do. Get cracking!

Comments

ScruffyTJanitor 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 23:27

Well, you've got a list of things to do. Get cracking!

Lolerskatez 0

Thursday 18 November 2010 12:33

Was one of them get laid?

Fisshie 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 23:27

AHAHA. Well, make a to do by 30 list! :]

Micahs_life 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 23:28

Just give yourself an extention.... if your goals are realistic! YDI though.

annahoward 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 23:29

oh well, you have your whole life ahead.

genius_man16 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 23:29

Kinda depends on the goals. If they were like "become the next Hitler" or "kill many babies" I'd say it's good you haven't accomplished them.

Crazy991 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 23:29

Well your personality and thoughts might have changed by now. YDI.

Jaywin 3

Thursday 21 May 2009 23:30

I want to hear some of these things on this list. Stuff like this interests me.

elspicytaco 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 23:30

#2- you're made of fail. no one cares if you're first or not, especially if u weren't :P to OP-Hahahaaaha wow xD Do something with your life then, dont just wait 4 it to pass you by.

acethehusky 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 15:37

Yeahhh...but 2 never said he was first!

jessedarokkstarr 4

Monday 9 July 2012 9:48

Awesome Offspring picture. Rock on.

lnm701 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 23:30

So your life is different than you thought it was going to be in high school. Who cares? Unless you haven't accomplished anything you're proud of, what's the big deal?

magicoilyoctopi 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 23:32

Don't sweat it. You've got the rest of your life. And like #9 said, people change radically from high school on, so what if you haven't accomplished anything you thought you would. You're ONLY 26. :)