By Al - 05/08/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, I was leaving the mall. I Instinctively hit the unlock button on my car keys from across the parking lot. Little did I know I was making it a whole lot easier for the guy breaking into my car. FML
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letitbe56 0

Don't unlock your car until you can see it!!! That is common sense 101 my friend.

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Kiwi_Splash 0

Thank you for helping our fellow criminals do their jobs much more easily. You are indeed great help to the criminal law enforcement workers. We need more citizens like you.

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no1askdu 5

how is that a ew... that didnt sound disgusting at all...

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irishdancer 0

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ExplodingToaster 6

57- *and *that *sucks *for *you.

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reset_button 0

YDI for having crappy instincts. And if you're having trouble finding your car, hit the lock button instead.

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Volcan_fml 22

I don't think OP was trying to find her car with it, just unlock it before she got there.

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Peachy2392 26

Still bad instincts...don't unlock your car till you've approached the vehicle.

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caancoha 0

Oh, wow. How'd you figure that out? Was he running out of your car when you got there?

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redbluegreen 40

He probably sent it in the performance review. I mean, how else would you do it?

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gorguz14evar 0

Yikes thats not good. How did you know he was robbing your car?

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letitbe56 0

Don't unlock your car until you can see it!!! That is common sense 101 my friend.

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the_commentator 0

Lmfao. Because of the incredibly rare chance that someone was going to steal it? Wtf man. That's just ridiculous. No one I know does that.

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softbonez 0

Uh, hello. It's common sense. Why the **** would you unlock it from across the parking lot? It doesn't make a difference. It's just going to be unlocked for a longer period of time.

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Kiwi_Splash 0

Thank you for helping our fellow criminals do their jobs much more easily. You are indeed great help to the criminal law enforcement workers. We need more citizens like you.

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supersuperkid 0

Well, your fault :)

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youaresofucked 0

HAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT A DOUCHE

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