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By Deceased - 21/10/2017 02:08

Today I was hanging out with a group of friends including a girl I have a major crush on. We found a tree that had an oddly vagina-shaped hole in it, I pointed it out and joked about doing it with the tree and the girl just randomly said "I would never fuck you, I'd kill myself first." FML
I agree, your life sucks 26
You deserved it 47

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If you wouldn't have sex with every person to express the desire, then do yourself a favor and don't whine that she isn't attracted to you. Because, surprise! It doesn't matter the tiniest bit that you have "a huge crush" on her- she's a human being with her own desires and feelings, and is in no way obligated to submit to you just because you like her. All whining about it does is make you sound like a self entitled jerkoff. Which, even if you are one, you could at least have the decency to pretend not to be.

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If you wouldn't have sex with every person to express the desire, then do yourself a favor and don't whine that she isn't attracted to you. Because, surprise! It doesn't matter the tiniest bit that you have "a huge crush" on her- she's a human being with her own desires and feelings, and is in no way obligated to submit to you just because you like her. All whining about it does is make you sound like a self entitled jerkoff. Which, even if you are one, you could at least have the decency to pretend not to be.