Today, I was flying to Utah for vacation. I was very nervous...

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By Traumatized flyer - 21/09/2018 12:11

Today, I was flying to Utah for vacation. I was very nervous about it because I’m afraid of heights. Guess who had a crying baby on one side, sick lady on the other, and a kid kicking my seat behind.... FML

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Monday 24 September 2018 3:42

Was it Dennis Reynolds? Oh wait, he went to North Dakota. I give up. Who was it?

mollymoe429 21

Sunday 23 September 2018 21:43

At least you have some distractions..?

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mollymoe429 21

Sunday 23 September 2018 21:43

At least you have some distractions..?

BurnInDemonFire 33

Monday 24 September 2018 3:42

Was it Dennis Reynolds? Oh wait, he went to North Dakota. I give up. Who was it?

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