By oogabooga9 - 08/11/2017 15:00

Today, I was clearing out the garage when a large bouncy ball rolled into the drive. Only when I blasted it full force with my foot and collapsed did I realise it was actually a bowling ball. Two of my toes are broken. FML
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Lobby_Bee 17

If it wasn't bouncing towards you, why would you assume it's a bouncy ball?

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RichardPencil 30

Were the neighborhood kids playing Bowling for Dullards? Wait, another ball is coming — the kid is seeing if he can break your three other toes and get the spare!

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xxghostxx98789 18

first what if a kid was coming to get it and you just kicked it full force away, second what if you hit and broke something by kicking it? YDI in my opinion.

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Cali 54

I thought it rolled out of his own messy garage and he was just trying to kick it back in.

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RichardPencil 30

Were the neighborhood kids playing Bowling for Dullards? Wait, another ball is coming — the kid is seeing if he can break your three other toes and get the spare!

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Glowworm56 26

I've never mistaken a bowling ball for a bouncy ball. Must have been the coloration.

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exileonmainst 16

Breaking your toes is not an excuse for not tidying up the garage OP!

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manb91uk 22

It must be one of those new-fangled extra-large bouncy balls that come with three finger holes! I can understand the confusion.

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Lobby_Bee 17

If it wasn't bouncing towards you, why would you assume it's a bouncy ball?

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weeping_willow 25

I mean, typically, people don't play with bowling balls in the street.

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Akitakat 31

Nope! He saw the holes, figured out it was a bowling ball... & kicked it anyway!

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tonyfan00 38

Three holes, but five toes...guess I can see why you broke the two that you didn't have a hope for!

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tonyfan00 38

*hole (Why did they remove the 'edit comment' feature?)

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

I'm wondering how you thought it was a bouncy ball, unless you just saw it roll and assumed it. But bowling balls also have finger holes... I'm guessing those weren't facing you?

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davecross 11

How do you mistake a bowling ball for a bouncing ball. Bowling balls are shiny and bouncy balls are usually a mat finish and made of rubber.

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