Miscellaneous: Today, I traveled to my hometown for a funeral. I'm staying with...

By Anonymous - 07/08/2017 05:00

Today, I traveled to my hometown for a funeral. I'm staying with my family in the house I grew up in. My dad told me they'd "completely renovated" the house. There's still only one bathroom for the seven of us and I'm sleeping on the floor for the entire two weeks. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Monday 7 August 2017 6:11

Two weeks for a funeral?!?!? Are they burying the poor bastard piece by piece?

Matt Kesler 16

Monday 7 August 2017 7:27

if it's that big of a deal, get a hotel or stay elsewhere. you're parents probably didn't renovate with intent of having all their kids back home.

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Bloo2555 22

Monday 7 August 2017 5:10

Some renovation.

Lobby_Bee 17

Monday 7 August 2017 5:42

You've survived before, you'll survive again. You don't live there anymore so it's only a minor inconvenience for a couple days. Time to put on your big boy pants.

FMLreally?getoverit 7

Monday 7 August 2017 6:02

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skippydoda 32

Monday 7 August 2017 11:13

My brother is lactose intolerant and loves to eat dairy. OP can complain about only having one bathroom. Sometime, you really need an extra toilet.

Shanda Morgan 2

Monday 7 August 2017 20:03

someone needs some chill time

RichardPencil 30

Monday 7 August 2017 6:11

Two weeks for a funeral?!?!? Are they burying the poor bastard piece by piece?

Rachael Ferguson 10

Monday 7 August 2017 14:49

What a shitty thing to say. It could be a funeral for a family member, in which case they may be there to help plan the funeral & be there to assist the grieving family in the aftermath of it. Have some respect, will you?

FMLreally?getoverit 7

Monday 7 August 2017 14:55

The only shitty thing said here is OP bitching about their family like some entitled brat when they should be grieving and/or supporting grieving family/friends. If you don't want to stay on a floor and share a bathroom for 2 weeks don't stay for 2 weeks. Bet they'll stick around for the will reading though.

amberfox 11

Monday 7 August 2017 7:01

14 days is a long time to have to sleep on the floor. My back hurts just thinking about it.

Matt Kesler 16

Monday 7 August 2017 7:27

if it's that big of a deal, get a hotel or stay elsewhere. you're parents probably didn't renovate with intent of having all their kids back home.

Heteroscodra 8

Monday 7 August 2017 9:35

What's up with these double FML's lately, I've seen this one before, some others as well..

ArbiterOfFML 24

Monday 7 August 2017 12:45

Get around the campfire and sing the campfire song.

saberjpg 6

Monday 7 August 2017 18:05

There are so many solutions to this issue. 1, don't stay for 2 weeks. Funerals/ viewings rarely last longer than a couple of days. 2. Stay in a hotel, motel, extended stay, air b & b, a friends house, or rent a mobile home.