By Anonymous - 18/11/2013 18:53 - United Kingdom - Congleton

Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house at 9am to surprise him on our 1 year anniversary. In the process, I gatecrashed another celebration he was having with his second girlfriend. FML
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PenguinBitch 43

It could be worse. Imagine how horrible the 3rd girlfriend would feel when she arrives.

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SWC_Penguin 17

Today I snuck into my ex-boyfriend's house at 9 AM to surprise him... No no. That's a terrible start. Bad idea.

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Welshite 39

#8: That's why restraining orders were invented.

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NandaPanda 22

Usually I don't agree with people who jump straight to "leave him/her" in relationship FML's but in this case I must agree... Please, OP, please tell me you aren't still with that douchewaffle?

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Welshite 39

#15: That's what I tell the police but they still won't unlock my handcuffs. :(

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ManInTheMachine 19

Maybe if you stopped trying to hump them as they restrained you, you wouldn't still be in them, Welshite.

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Welshite 39

I can't win, it seems. When I was arrested for humping them, I tried to show that I was willing to change for the better. Sadly, it appears that they have little appreciation for modern dance as even my twerking was deemed indecent. I had a foam finger and everything. :'(

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perdix 29

#1, she should at least give the three-way a chance. You young people today are so quick to throw things out!

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SarcasticShade 16

16, I've never heard douchewaffle before, but it is an appropriate name.

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skyttlz 32

I'm with #8. I'm tired of seeing people say "you mean ex boy/girlfriend" because that would imply that they were already exes.

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BradTheBrony 19

I hate it because it's stupid and unoriginal. I'm confused as to why that comment is still upvoted even after being posted a thousand goddamn times.

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BrotherPhil 35

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me.

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RamiUSMC 9

ok ok #91, #8, and #100 I get your points now. maybe I should've said. "your New ex-bf "ill think of more original comments to bring to fml next time

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RamiUSMC 9

#23 haha id probably give it a shot if everyone was in agreement.

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inolongercare 19

Pretend u are shocked, but don't pretend to be his gf at first. Then scream at him while throwing all his crap at him. Don't get too mad at the girl. She probably doesn't know about you and is just as shocked

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rocketiquette 20

73- look up the video before he cheats by her and you'll understand.

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texascutie10 1

giving advice on what to do after everything has happened and is over with is helpful....not

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awkwardloveannie 28

that reminds me of the little boy in grown ups two

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sunnyray812 42

Shows how much care he has in it. What a cold-hearted dick.

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PenguinBitch 43

It could be worse. Imagine how horrible the 3rd girlfriend would feel when she arrives.

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cakefete2 30

#5, you're right. Two is company. Three is a crowd. What's four? A fist fight, maybe?

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Fiori4 20

Sorry that happened to you OP. But it's better you found out now than later. Wouldn't want to spend another year or so with a cheater.

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saraitkddh 47

Sorry OP. At least you know now, better late than never.

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Mshrodes 13

I think she was referring to ANOTHER kind of celebration...

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Brandon2916 9

He needs to know that's not a good way to have a threesome...

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MzZombicidal 36

Or a relationship.

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KillSwitch96 18

That's absolutely horrible! Dump him OP. I'm so sorry he did that to you. He is a lowlife piece of shit and you deserve better. Hang in there!

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