Love: Today, I pointed out to my girlfriend that she wasn't jealous....

By Numou - 08/12/2008 07:26 - France

Today, I pointed out to my girlfriend that she wasn't jealous. She replied, "Well actually, I am, I just can't prove it cause no one else is interested in you". FML

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By Nox - 06/01/2010 07:25 - United States

Today, my girlfriend accused me of not having any friends. So I sent out a mass text saying "Hey, what's up?" to prove her wrong. I didn't get any replies. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2014 15:37 - United States

Today, I talked to a girl I like. I tried to make her jealous by telling her I had a "thing" going with another girl. She looked deeply into my eyes and said, "Wait, aren't you gay?" FML

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By anonymous - 06/09/2016 03:05 - United States - Monroe

Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2021 08:00

Today, I realized that my girlfriend and I have no shared hobbies. We used to. She's stopped doing them with me and instead does them with someone else. No worries, he's "just a friend", although she did tell me she has a crush on him. But "nothing's going to happen" because "he doesn't feel the same". FML

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By dinapar - 14/07/2009 14:02 - Canada

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend watching a movie, my boyfriend then leans in and says: "You know, you're my favourite girlfriend." I then jokingly responded by saying: "You say that like I'm not the only girlfriend you have right now." I hate being right. FML

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By kat - 21/02/2012 09:53 - Reserved

Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML

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By well then - 30/05/2015 05:40 - United States - Forest Park

Today, my girlfriend randomly confessed to basically having a "phobia" of monogamy. But don't worry, she defensively assured me she's never ever cheated on me, even though I never said she had, so I guess that's okay then. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/12/2013 23:19 - United States - Lebanon

Today, I realized my family is more excited to see my girlfriend than they are to see me. FML

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By Leenotgay - 25/09/2011 04:23 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me that she's totally convinced I'm gay. When I tried explaining that I can't be if I'm attracted to her, she took it as me thinking she's mannish. FML

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You deserved it 3 654

By a single fuck - 23/05/2013 16:40 - Germany - Berlin

Today, my girlfriend actually yelled, "Why are you making this all about YOU?!" after I confronted her over cheating on me. FML

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hootch 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 18:13

She's interested! What more do you need?

HyperFlirt 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 5:35

Why do you need someone else to be interested in you?

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appzguru 0

Friday 13 February 2009 15:21

that gotta hurt when you realize she is right.. damn..

maelissa1 0

Thursday 29 December 2011 11:18

Why? The only thing that should matter to him is that his girlfriend likes him...

ScenicSubterfuge 39

Sunday 28 April 2013 15:49

Not only that: but interested enough to be jealous!

hootch 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 18:13

She's interested! What more do you need?

HyperFlirt 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 5:35

Why do you need someone else to be interested in you?

PhysOptGuy 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 7:44

Give her the list of people YOURE interested in. That should make the green monster show its face.

lilyenid 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 0:34

hahaha... this is a good idea, if you want to get dump

YouMustBe_Joking 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 6:59

ohhh man ouch. You got sniped, kid.

JokestrMike89 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 2:23

Don't feel bad, man. I've been there, too, unfortunately. It's a big, "Wow, WTF?" lol

BayArea 1

Friday 17 April 2009 6:36

aww damn tell dat beezy to go somehwere else...

qter 3

Friday 24 April 2009 1:47

Naaah, great neg!

takemeaway10 0

Monday 27 April 2009 21:51

I'm confused... if no one else likes you, why is she jealous?

yanarach 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 21:55

.......loooool. I love her, officially.

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