By Anonymous - 29/10/2013 00:53 - United States - Cranston

Today, I had to listen to my boss say "Arabica beans" in a goofy, fake New England accent every time the McDonald's ice coffee commercial came on the radio. I worked a 12-hour shift. FML
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SixthSinEnvy 39

I was one of the first to vote and they were all ydi. Why in the world would you deserve this? That sounds beyond annoying.

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SixthSinEnvy 39

I was one of the first to vote and they were all ydi. Why in the world would you deserve this? That sounds beyond annoying.

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\ 28

I smell trouble brewing...

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OMG_ZOMBIES 15

Repeating funny things makes you funny, you should've laughed. Right? Guys?

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JosephMoore77 8

Off that's what you classify as funny, and if you actually do that to sound funny. I feel bad for your friends.

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threer 30

Or MAYBE that was a joke and an awesome one at that?

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Shaowolf 17

Record him and put him as ringtone. He would appreciate it

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thatisaWIN 5

12 hours straight of "Arabica beans" over and over? You must get paid good, or really need this job. FYL

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lex1459 38

I hope you get a much deserved raise.

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olpally 32

That's more annoying then a teacher clawing her nails down a chalkboard. Argh.

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daniel_dd31 13

There is no way that is worse then nails on a blackboard. I get goosebumps just thinking about it. *shivers*

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Dodge4x4Ram 46

Beans beans the magical beans the more you eat the more you fart

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Enslaved 36

You're saying it wrong. It's "Beans beans good for your heart the more you eat the more you fart". Didn't mean to go robusta on your ass!

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addysonnn 8

I actually think 11 was getting "beans, beans, the magical fruit, the more you eat the more you toot" mixed up with what you said, Enslaved.

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Enslaved 36

Hot damn! They have more than one of these poems about farting? Lol

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graceinsheepwear 33

...the more you toot, the better you feel, so eat your beans at every meal. Yup, the toot version is the one I grew up hearing.

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showmeyourears 19

I always heard it as "the MUSICAL fruit".

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Dodge4x4Ram 46

Bart said it, from the Simpson's ,, Damn people

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\ 28

Eat beans the magical fart the more you eat them the more you beans fart the eat

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