By Reebee - / Wednesday 27 September 2017 01:30 /
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By  RichardPencil  |  24

Good thing you didn’t wake him up. For most guys, sex isn’t very important, but we highly value our sleep. A good night’s sleep makes us feel handsome and confident the next day, and that’s the most important thing.

He probably begged you to come over, tuck him in, and leave him in peace.

By  EnvyMe33  |  26

You need to take what's owed to you besides once you start going down on him he will wake up in no time.

Also calm down people, you can't rape the willing...


Today, after weeks of debating with myself, I finally got the courage to ask out my best friend of 9 years. She turned me down, saying that dating me would be like adopting a puppy, and she doesn't want that kind of responsibility. FML

By adoptablepuppy / Friday 29 January 2016 01:17 / United States - Horseheads

Today, I was walking with a female friend when suddenly, my ex-girlfriend comes running down the street and says, "So, you're cheating on me with this slut, huh?!" We've been separated for a decade now. FML

By RipeFlame / Wednesday 14 January 2015 03:05 / United States - Pompano Beach
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