By Feelinfunny1 - 10/02/2012 06:56 - United States

Today, I gave an old owl lamp away because I had no need for it. The new owner informed me shortly after that it was worth $400. FML
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Buttsexpirate 9

You can never tell the true worth of anything these days. A picture of someone's butt could be worth thousands of dollars :/

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jojimugo 20

One mans trash is another mans treasure.....

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Buttsexpirate 9

You can never tell the true worth of anything these days. A picture of someone's butt could be worth thousands of dollars :/

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porp1 4

Norman Bates soon purchases said lamp.

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beLlEve 0

now you will never know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.

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CryMoreFMLs 14

Never give anythhing away for free unless its value is deemed worthless. A little extra cash always helps.

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perdix 29

#1, if you have Jennifer Lopez' or Sofia Vergara's, I've got my checkbook out ;)

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Jonkbaby 22

wow, some mod deleted my comment that was rated +10

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saraitkddh 47

sometimes when things get old their value increases

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jojimugo 20

One mans trash is another mans treasure.....

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123josie123 11

True, my grandmother bought a creepy vintage doll that came with 2 other outfits. She bought it from a garage sale for 3 pounds . When selling her house someone offered to pay her 5thousand pounds.

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McDonaldsworker 4

Hey #61 5000 pounds sounds a little low for a entire house! What kind of house was it that you sold?

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Swagmaster7 0

Ouch! That's the arrow to the knee of garage sales

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Michael_92 20

Ouch! Brain hurts after reading a failed attempt at the worst joke in human history. You go down in flames....

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gntfmlingnow 12

The joke wouldn't be too bad if it wasn't as overused as it is. This is an example of a situation that it shouldn't be used. Way to ruin the joke for the rest of us >.>

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Suchagoonnn 4

Oh my God you completely slaughtered the joke leave the room now

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Michael_92 20

It was okay when it started...but it's everywhere now so it makes it really unoriginal and hard to make funny. Though I have seen a few of the people here use it in really funny ways.

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YayFlameWarz 9

No. Just no, go sit in the shitty comments corner; and yes you HAVE to wear the dunce cap.

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RedPillSucks 31

So, has the "arrow in the knee" jokes replaced the "in Soviet Russia" jokes???

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perdix 29

Today, I'm an owl lamp and my owner gave me away! FML. #3, yer welcome! The reverse FML -- even lamer than the arrow to the knee.

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perdix 29

#53, Let's see if I can out-lame that: The reason the price went so high is that Chuck Norris just had to outbid Honey Badger. Nope? Chuck Testa?

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TVPRO 0

Got more talent than you.

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perdix 29

#76, I know Honey Badger don't give a shit, but he thought it was funny to make Chuck Norris overpay!

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saIty 17

He could be trolling just so you could buy it back for like 150. It's like before a guy is seconds away from being beheaded he blurts out "The CURE FOR CANCER IS..."

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Michael_92 20

To eat 3 cockroaches, 2 worms and listen to 1 Justin Bieber song. The cockroaches and worms do nothing, his music tho kills cancer faster than anything on the planet. Side effects include going deaf and possible ED.

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Jonkbaby 22

I dunno, I get the opposite of ED when I listen to his soft soothing voice

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datoismyname 22

Wtf Justin Bieber doesn't have anything I do with this FML.

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CryMoreFMLs 14

I'd rather listen to a man give birth then Justin Beiber sing. Yes, I know that is anatomically impossible, doesn't change the fact I'd rather listen to it.

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Jonkbaby 22

how about a man giving birth to a 17 year of Justin Bieber?

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LouisianaBob 9

I would rather hear people complain ceaselessly about Justin Bieber. That's why I go on the internet.

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Michael_92 20

O wow everyone it was just a joke. He said the cancer stuff so I went off the end of that....tis it.

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Phil135 4

But the real question is: 'Owl he buy it back? ;)

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McDonaldsworker 4

How nice of him to tell you what it's worth! Did you offer to buy it back?

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TPSerigne 9

I'm guessing you are talking about the girl spitting the guy's tooth out. Wrong FML.

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ryry013 6

And even if this was the right FML, that's a bad thing. Swallowing a tooth wouldn't be sexy, hot, nice, fun, cool, or tasty.

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cosmosis 12

56- could be ive you're into caveman ****...

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silentbutfunny 0

71 if* im not a grammer nazi, but that reaaally bugged me

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Michael_92 20

Well that's defiantly a fyl moment but these things happen. Ever watch the antiques roadshow and someone will have *insert random item here* and its worth thousands however some of them got it for free...look at it as its bad but least it was only $400 not $4000

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iPeterPan 8

Yeah, defiantly. Don't you mean definitely?

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TheGothGamerGirl 20

I would have demanded the lamp back and sold it.

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Michael_92 20

You can't do that though. I believe once you give it away you're finished. It's no longer your property.

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HannahWho 8

Also, if its worth $400 dollars, the person either sold it or intend to.

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