Intimacy: Today, I finally hooked up with a boy I really liked. We were...

By Dannylover - 17/02/2009 20:53 - Netherlands

Today, I finally hooked up with a boy I really liked. We were lying in bed and my panties were already off when he asked me : "Would you also have sex with me if you weren't drunk?". I responded "Yes!" and asked him the same question, at which he responded : "No, probably not." FML

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By sad-sexed - 06/09/2010 12:50 - Australia

Today, I was lying on my bed with my boyfriend. I didn't really want to have sex so I told him I would if he really wanted too, but I wouldn't enjoy it. He then started to undo my pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2015 13:58 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I was trying on a shirt and asked my boyfriend if he liked it. He replied, "If I say no, can we still have sex tonight?" FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2014 21:19 - United Kingdom

Today, I was feeling frisky and asked my boyfriend if he wanted a blowjob. He said, "Fuck no", then rolled over to go to sleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2020 20:00

Today, I went out drinking with my friends and my boyfriend met me there. We decided then to come home and planned an intimate moment. I got on top of him and went to kiss his neck. Next thing I know, I fell asleep right before we started. FML

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By Lennie Mcfish - 09/04/2020 14:00

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By pocketrocket90 - 08/08/2014 06:05 - Australia - Capalaba

Today, I got a call from my very drunk boyfriend at 1:30am asking for my permission to have sex with a "gross fat chick" he met at a pub, because he "felt sorry for her". The conversation ended with me getting hung up on because I "don't have a heart". FML

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By bellaboop1990 - 14/07/2009 22:13 - United States

Today, my drunk boyfriend told me he thought of new positions for us to try in bed because it was getting boring. We haven't had sex yet. FML

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By nah - 04/02/2009 14:35 - United States

Today, my inebriated boyfriend and I were having sex. He rolled off of me without finishing, and said, "I'm bored." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2009 08:29 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend was sleeping, I got naked and sat on top of him. He woke up and I asked him if he would rather stay awake or go back to sleep, in hopes that he would stay awake and want to do some naughty stuff with me. His response? To grab my butt, and then go back to sleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2023 15:00

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try “things” while under the influence. I suggested he go down on me; he thought about it for a second and then said, “I would, but I don’t want to get scared when I take a look.” FML

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hurr 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 23:20

I'm just guessing that he was kidding -- no man is stupid enough to say that BEFORE he gets laid, drunk or not.

emilypancakes 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 23:21

you better not have slept with him after that.

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bobdole 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 23:15

that sucks but better than becoming involved in a relationship to only find out the same thing?

hurr 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 23:20

I'm just guessing that he was kidding -- no man is stupid enough to say that BEFORE he gets laid, drunk or not.

PiNYANo 11

Saturday 7 February 2015 1:51

Agreed

emilypancakes 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 23:21

you better not have slept with him after that.

Bauer_fml 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 23:38

See, why must women ask questions like this before sex? Who cares? You're already half naked, just do the deed. @#4 He's not just an American hero, he's a hero to all nations.

DakotaAkira 13

Saturday 18 February 2012 21:16

He asked the question, not her.

MissFae 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 23:54

The appropriate reply to this would be "Far be it from me to take advantage of you then. Now you get some good rest and I'll talk to you when you're sober."

rational_man 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 0:01

hahaha, i love it. All women want is an honest man and when we this guy was honest and now he is a jerk!! Were you planning a relationship in your head as your were drunkingly getting it on, i bet he wasnt. I say if you want your cake and eat it too you should be paying my insurance rates, that would be fair.

Fucked4Life 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 0:40

I'd say if you slept with him after, then you deserve it. If you did what you should and told him to **** off then congratulations!

toogood4you 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 0:54

i hope you didnt sleep with him after hearing that

sillypun 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 1:33

dumb question to ask.... genius answer. Anyone insecure enough to ask those questions would probably go through with the deed by that point anyway. FYL.