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By boreed - 27/12/2010 05:37 - United States

Today, I finally got an unsightly mole on my face removed. While I was shaving. FML

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By ugh - 01/10/2009 15:49 - United States

Today, I realized that I can't shave my unibrow because I have too much acne on my forehead. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 21:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2018 09:30 - United States - Henderson

Today, I decided to take a relaxing shower. My face mask made my face break out in hives. While exfoliating, my nipples became chafed. Then I slipped and cut myself while shaving. FML

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By Herbiee - 18/08/2010 12:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I shaved off the beard I had been forced to grow over the past 3 weeks due to forgetting my razor when away. Fifteen minutes in, with half my beard gone, I realised I had got a tan everywhere but my beard. I now have a large white patch on my face. FML

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By lukey101 - 05/11/2023 21:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I saw a dermatologist to see if they would remove my moles for cosmetic reasons. Turns out 5 of them are suspicious and need to be removed anyway. Good news: I don’t have to pay for it. Bad news: it might be because they’re cancerous. FML

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By anonymous - 03/01/2011 19:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me there was a tick on my shoulder and that he would remove it so I shouldn't worry. After about a half hour, lots of blood, and a ton of pain, he told me it was just a mole. FML

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By bearded lady - 08/06/2020 14:03

Today, thanks to all my medications, I've been growing thick, dark hair on my face. I decided to use hair removal cream instead of shaving. The cream removed every trace of hair, but also made my skin about 4 times lighter than the rest of my face. It's even more noticeable than the beard. FML

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By mustachioed - 29/09/2012 05:06 - United States

Today, I tried to bleach my upper lip hair. I now have a bright red mustache. FML

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By Mitcha857 - 30/07/2011 16:01 - United States

Today, I had my back waxed to deal with the uncontrollable hair growth. Afterwards, I broke out in numerous pimples where the hair used to be. Basically, a lose-lose situation. FML

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milakitty21 0

Monday 27 December 2010 11:52

look at it this way... you saved a few $100s. I'd call it a win. ;)

greycellgreen 0

Monday 27 December 2010 11:54

Seriously, go to the doc's because 1/ could be cancerous 2/ removing moles like that disrupts cells and could lead to cancer 3/ disfiguration reasons. Just a suggestion.

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shortystar_fml 0

Monday 27 December 2010 11:43

eww lol and ouch

dickamaru 0

Tuesday 28 December 2010 12:44

well at least Austin powers won't be on your ass ever again

shortystar_fml 0

Monday 27 December 2010 11:43

eww lol and ouch

SeanFredrick 3

Monday 27 December 2010 11:44

Ouch! Think oF how the mole feels after that molestation!

KyleIsSoFine 0

Monday 27 December 2010 13:01

Oh god xD

letsloveliyah 0

Monday 27 December 2010 15:50

hahaha nice.

NeutralBear 0

Monday 27 December 2010 19:07

Ewww

Alex201 0

Tuesday 28 December 2010 4:45

Lmao!

Luke1717 0

Monday 27 December 2010 11:45

that musta hurt

mrfuzzywiggles 11

Saturday 19 October 2013 23:52

I can tell you took a lot of thought and time in this comment

Sammy_Baby 0

Monday 27 December 2010 11:46

Ouch!

heyheyhey_domo 0

Friday 31 December 2010 7:39

wow that must if hurt

ripjohnlennon 5

Monday 27 December 2010 11:48

atleast you don't have it anymore

milakitty21 0

Monday 27 December 2010 11:52

look at it this way... you saved a few $100s. I'd call it a win. ;)

jessicaxx1 0

Monday 27 December 2010 15:20

haha yeah!

myunicornbarfedo 0

Monday 27 December 2010 11:52

O_o holy crab faucets!!!! Ouch!!!!!! Did you freak when you saw your mole squish onto the ground?

supervacaneous 4

Monday 27 December 2010 11:53

The mole became a hole.

iSolDyourSouL 0

Monday 27 December 2010 11:53

Ouch... On the bright side, at least you don't have a mole anymore!

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