By feelsbadman - 12/07/2018 05:00

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Today, I decided to surprise my crush by wishing her happy birthday when she came out of the lift. Too bad she was busy giving someone a blow job and didn’t notice me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 4 890
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Leeono 26

I agree your life sucks.....as does she.

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Oh man, that blows. I mean that sucks! Sorry, I have trouble sizing up a situation. I'll come again when I have something bigger to say.

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Leeono 26

I agree your life sucks.....as does she.

45 1
BurnInDemonFire 33

Duly noticed. Though, to be fair, train wrecks are hard to miss.

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blightsight 10

Go back to Cloudsdale

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ChromoTec 24

先輩* use the correct Japanese if you're going to say that smh

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Oh man, that blows. I mean that sucks! Sorry, I have trouble sizing up a situation. I'll come again when I have something bigger to say.

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real life problems 26

Cum on, get your head in the game, get deep in your thought and put your hands to use.

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RichardPencil 30

What’s the matter? Your turn next! Bukkake birthday party!!!

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chris_lillo 15

Maybe it's the other guys birthday 🤷‍♂️

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pjsr 32

What kind of girl gives a bj in an elevator, and keeps going when the door opens? Did you read this on a literotica site?

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Seeya55 31

Some say he's still standing there to this day for her to finish!

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boopingsnoot 24

Did you tap the guy on the shoulder like, “mind if I cut in?”

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Lobby_Bee 17

I'm sorry, the other guy gave her a better gift.

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thisisbutaname 38

I see I've been beaten to the punchline, but still, that really sucks, man. I hope you'll find someone that would love to give you ******* in the elevator

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