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By RectalSteve - 10/09/2017 20:00 - United Kingdom - Belfast

Today, I showed my girlfriend some old home videos of me as a kid. My dad must have taped over one though, because halfway through it cut to extremely graphic footage of his colonoscopy. FML

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By smf_ds - 31/07/2015 20:48 - Portugal - Rebordosa

Today, I witnessed my dad spreading his ass cheeks to show my mom the rashes his hemorrhoids are giving him. FML

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By emsbuffalo - 04/01/2012 06:15 - United States

Today, my mom came home from surgery. Upon arriving home, she flashed a paper in my face and said, "Want to see pictures of my colon?" My eyes are still burning. FML

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By icyrebel25 - 12/11/2013 23:57 - United States - Mckinney

Today, my mom showed my girlfriend a picture of me crying when I pooped in the bathtub. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2015 11:47 - United States - Taunton

Today, I started to tell my step-dad about a funny video I came across online last night. He cut me off by saying "Yeah? Well I came across your mom's face last night!" then left for work with a shit-eating grin on his face. I could've gone the rest of my life without knowing that. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2009 06:05 - United States

Today, I took a look at my boyfriend's videocamera. On it were several videos of me on the toilet. My boyfriend has been hiding the videocamera in the bathroom airvent, and taping me taking dumps for the past three months. FML

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By welp24 - 28/10/2018 03:00

Today, at the age of 25, for the first time in my life, I was lying mostly naked in front of a man while he was inserting something in my body. Too bad that man was a doctor and that thing was a colonoscopy. FML

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By wastedbaby - 04/07/2011 02:02 - United States

Today, I was watching a home video of when my mom was pregnant with me. She had a beer in her hand. FML

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By 4gottenmemories - 08/04/2009 02:53 - United States

Today, my mom asked me to look through old VHS tapes to throw away, I found one that said "Ashley's kindergarten Play-'95", I put the tape in, it begins to play, only to see "Days of our lives", "Melrose Place", and "ER". My childhood memories are ranked lower than tv shows. FML

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By i fking love docb - 04/11/2012 21:16 - Virgin Islands, U.S. - Christiansted

Today, I watched my girlfriend slowly floss her teeth, and then eat what showed up on the floss. FML

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By dafuqdidisee - 19/05/2013 06:30 - United States - Sunnyvale

Today, I woke up and went into my living room, only to be greeted by my aunt, sister, and mother watching a very graphic video showing women giving birth. They forced me to stay and watch it until the end. It was almost 90 minutes. FML

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Glowworm56 26

Sunday 10 September 2017 21:55

Why would anyone videotape their colonoscopy?

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 10 September 2017 21:34

People love those films — they’re very polyp-ular!

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Zachary8261 28

Sunday 10 September 2017 21:21

Oops.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 10 September 2017 21:34

People love those films — they’re very polyp-ular!

Glowworm56 26

Sunday 10 September 2017 21:55

Why would anyone videotape their colonoscopy?

gobiteme2 34

Sunday 10 September 2017 23:25

He wanted to make sure the doctor didn't use any other toy's.

evilplatypus 38

Monday 11 September 2017 0:02

It's kind of a toss-up which is more painfully boring.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 11 September 2017 2:54

They anesthetize your ass so the boring isn’t painful.

tonyfan00 38

Monday 11 September 2017 6:58

She probably thinks you're sending a message... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

davecross 11

Monday 11 September 2017 15:18

Who the hell makes a video of themselves getting a colonoscopy and why did the dr let them

rodfergie 18

Monday 11 September 2017 21:31

What an ass....

Talented73 54

Saturday 16 September 2017 19:44

Rectum? It damn near killed 'um!

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