Today, I decided to go topless at the beach to celebrate my weigh... - FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2017 16:18

Today, I decided to go topless at the beach to celebrate my weigh loss and recent singleness. However I forgot redheads and sun without sunscreen don't mix well. Ow, my poor burned tits.

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GhostFox 33

Thursday 17 August 2017 20:45

Calll your doctor and ask if a prescription strength burn cream would work. I've had to use it for sun burns before. Also, I suggest getting a full length swim shirt and pants, instead of doing regular swimsuits. Is it really worth developing skin cancer to get a tan, when you can get a much safer spray tan?

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GhostFox 33

Thursday 17 August 2017 20:45

Calll your doctor and ask if a prescription strength burn cream would work. I've had to use it for sun burns before. Also, I suggest getting a full length swim shirt and pants, instead of doing regular swimsuits. Is it really worth developing skin cancer to get a tan, when you can get a much safer spray tan?

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