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By Ummm, no - 15/07/2018 22:26
Today, I came home to my roommate jerking off in the living room for something on his phone. When he saw me, he asked me about what we had in the fridge while continuing to masturbate. After he finished, which happened while we talked, he asked if I would jerk off in front of him to “get even”. FML
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