“Ob – noun. a river in the West Russian Federation in Asia” Wow, you gotta admit that it’s pretty cool they were offered a whole river! It’s odd that they dream about it though.

Oh. Apologies, OP. Maybe you can chat on laptops.

Hey man that does suck but if you guys truly love each other hopefully you guys can work out some type of long distance thing, Love will always find a way. Stay strong dude

Get a job in her new town. That’s not creepy at all. You had a date and a kiss — you’re practically married. Follow your wife.

The real question here is, did she take the offer? Need follow up on this.

Be sure to send her as many dick pics as your mobile plan will allow. That way, she'll always remember the good times.

Is she worth following? You've only had one actual date, but you've known her a long time.

Hi, OP here, with an update. She took the job obviously, she will be gone by the end of octobre. I won't be following, our relationship is much, much too young for that kind of move, even though I do love her... The silver lining is that we decided to enjoy it until then, I try not to think about "then" too much...