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By Anonymous - 22/01/2017 12:00

Today, I am losing my dental insurance. I actually had the thought that I know lots of people lacking teeth that still seem happy, accepting the situation. FML
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jcash52426 5

If you want I'll come over with pliers and pull out all your teeth. I charge $25 a tooth CASH ONLY!!!!

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otterman_empire 7

try to keep them clean as best as you can because bad teeth leads to heart problems

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jcash52426 5

If you want I'll come over with pliers and pull out all your teeth. I charge $25 a tooth CASH ONLY!!!!

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Catdragon 40

I'll do it for free, but I get to keep the teeth I pulled.

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RichardPencil 30

They're happy, but they're just not smiling about it.

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iswearimhuman 12

The tooth fairy must be having the time of her life

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otterman_empire 7

try to keep them clean as best as you can because bad teeth leads to heart problems

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writergirl1029 17

Not necessarily bad teeth, but the bacteria from gingivitis in your gums can also cause heart problems.

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LyricaSilvan 29

If only there were a place you could go to look up that kind of information...A network of computers where you can find almost anything... Shame that doesn't exist, huh? Guess you're stuck not knowing how bad dental hygiene and heart problems link up.

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otterman_empire 7

try to keep them clean as best as you can because bad teeth leads to heart problems

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AlissaMichaela 8

Just do your best to care for your teeth so you don't end up in a situation where you need dental insurance.

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iswearimhuman 12

That sucks OP. I couldn't imagine surviving in a place with no free healthcare.

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