Money: Today, for the second time in a year, I am a victim of bank fraud.... - FML

By BrokeAsHeck - 23/03/2018 15:00

Today, for the second time in a year, I am a victim of bank fraud. All my money was in there, and I move today. FML

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Today, after weeks of allowing my parents to borrow money, I got a check for $2000. I took it to the bank only to find out it was fake. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2021 13:59 - New Zealand

Today, I went to withdraw some money out the bank. On a windy day. Next minute, woosh, my money was gone. My last $20. FML

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Today, I had to dump my girlfriend because of tons of trust issues that kept reappearing. Shortly afterwards, my credit card disappeared and I got to experience my first identity theft. All within 24 hours. FML

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By fire0fisis - 03/02/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML

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By heymacie - 29/04/2016 01:41 - United States - Beckley

Today, it was my second day at my new job as a bank teller. I got locked in the vault while alarms were being tested. I was in there for an hour and none of my coworkers had even noticed that I'd gone missing. Gee, thanks. FML

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By Wolf - 07/11/2018 15:30

Today, I went to my local bank after getting an email from them concerning unknown purchases. Four hours later, I was still in police custody. Someone had been using my account to purchase guns and drugs. FML

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Carl'sRightEye 5

Friday 23 March 2018 15:15

You may want to consider moving banks. But seriously that sucks.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 23 March 2018 16:20

Maybe you can move into the bank vault and keep an eye on your pile of money?

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Carl'sRightEye 5

Friday 23 March 2018 15:15

You may want to consider moving banks. But seriously that sucks.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 23 March 2018 16:20

Maybe you can move into the bank vault and keep an eye on your pile of money?

Donut_Wizard 23

Friday 23 March 2018 16:28

That’s what you get for talking to strangers.

CrazyTrainWreck 19

Friday 23 March 2018 17:12

I guess you won't be breaking the bank anytime soon.

AzrielB 8

Friday 23 March 2018 18:21

That's why I keep all my money in my car's glovebox, no one would think to steal it cuz it's a convertible!

LAUGHINGKOMODO 25

Friday 23 March 2018 18:43

What kind of bank fraud though? Is the bank at fault, or did someone use your info to get your money?

thatslifeiguess7 16

Friday 23 March 2018 20:28

For me it was my ex using my SSN to buy stuff online. his sister even bought a car which in a mix up my car was taken by repo. shes in jail now. go to a credit union. my credit union calls me if anything over 100 bucks is tried. idiot has 5 sisters 3 are idiots. one opened a credit card, finger hut. the other day my credit union called me to ask if I was in a branch trying to take out 300 bucks. nope I was in a different city. next one to go to jail. credit unions watch your credit better. good luck

Bridger Walczynski 12

Saturday 24 March 2018 8:30

You may want to consider a new bank. I had my account info taken and 1700$ spent in one day. When I caught it i filed what's known as a dispute, they instantly put the money back in, but if my dispute was proven false they would have removed it again. But 3 months later I got a letter saying the dispute was settled and all my money returned.

zuckerburg 21

Monday 26 March 2018 7:37

Once, cool. Twice? Who the hell are you giving your information to? Did you not learn from the first time? YDI

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