Miscellaneous: Today, due to the incompetence and apathy of my lab partners,...

By quinndulgent - 29/11/2015 21:10 - United States - West Bend

Today, due to the incompetence and apathy of my lab partners, I have to write a 12-page lab paper by myself. A 12 page lab paper about radishes. Radishes. FML

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By Gottalovepeople - 31/12/2017 01:34

Today, I found out that my ten-page paper, which has taken me two months to construct perfectly and is worth 30% of my grade, was on the wrong book. It’s due tomorrow. FML

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By schober60 - 15/09/2017 07:00 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I frantically finished a paper that I needed to complete before midnight about the competencies of my pharmacy school. When it came time to submit, I accidentally selected the file below my paper, which was my personal log of beer reviews and personal favorites. FML

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By sam - 15/12/2010 20:11 - United States

Today, I got a text just before class that my partner didn't finish their half of our 30 page research paper because "That class is stupid". FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2015 06:39 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, after missing college for a week due to illness, I found out my "friends" were bullshitting me about us having to write an important no-extension Biology essay. Copious amounts of my sweat, snot and tears went into that desperation-fueled nightmare. Thanks, dickheads. FML

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By microtech - 13/12/2011 17:33 - United States

Today, at the microbiology lab, I discovered that the guy who took the shift before me didn't sterilize the work space very well. I am now blowing chunks from both ends from a very nasty strain of E. Coli. My company blames me. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2021 04:01

Today, I had to do a presentation. No one else in my group showed up, so I had to do it alone. I was given a failing grade for presenting by myself, and therefore not being a "team player". FML

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By pissed_off_girl - 01/04/2013 02:59 - United States - Falls Church

Today, I had to proof-read a terrible paper containing a bunch of mistakes. It took me 4 hours and I didn't eat dinner until I was done. His response when he got it back was, "What the fuck did you do to my paper?! You bitch!" FML

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By Bento - 05/10/2009 05:27 - United States

Today, I had to write a huge lab for my physics class. It's worth my entire quarter grade and I use a program on a CD for graphing. My mom thought it was a computer game and hid the CD. She can't find it. The lab's due tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2018 03:30

Today, I failed a final presentation. My partner, who did none of the research, presented the entire project, talking over me and glaring when I spoke up. He denied everything and the professor didn't believe me. Now I have to retake this class with the same professor. FML

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By kickout - 11/07/2021 19:59

Today, after I'd being sick all day, my boyfriend volunteered to do my very long sociology paper. I was later notified by my professor that the paper I'd submitted was completely plagiarized. FML

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stryder9090 28

Monday 30 November 2015 11:54

Use the term "ridiculously ravishing radishes" at least once per page to fill some space

zeepotato 7

Monday 30 November 2015 11:53

I mean, radishes are pretty interesting

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zeepotato 7

Monday 30 November 2015 11:53

I mean, radishes are pretty interesting

KittyLahv 27

Tuesday 1 December 2015 1:42

Yeah, they are pretty rad...ish.

stryder9090 28

Monday 30 November 2015 11:54

Use the term "ridiculously ravishing radishes" at least once per page to fill some space

Lalala579121 27

Monday 30 November 2015 13:15

And score style points, the more alliteration the better.

LyricaSilvan 29

Monday 30 November 2015 11:55

Maybe you could look up some tips on how to lengthen essays. It's worth a shot.

halcyon93 16

Monday 30 November 2015 11:57

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deathstroke990 22

Monday 30 November 2015 13:35

yes, just fail a huge lab assignment because its boring mhm great plan

freya1998 23

Monday 30 November 2015 11:58

Inform your teacher. Seriously, you don't want a reputation like this, people will use you.

kindasortayeah 25

Monday 30 November 2015 11:59

Speak with your professor about this. That's ridiculous for you to do all the work.

MandyO 15

Monday 30 November 2015 11:59

This is exactly why I hate group assignments.

Tripartita 44

Monday 30 November 2015 12:02

FYL. It's going to be extremely difficult to keep a radish paper down to 12 pages.

TheCookieComet 23

Monday 30 November 2015 20:24

I feel like you have a great Pun on every single fml recently

SilentSin 23

Monday 30 November 2015 12:03

Makes it worse if you hate radishes

mads_nicole 19

Monday 30 November 2015 12:09

Now normally I wouldn't suggest snitching to someone but rat those assholes out to your professor

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Today, I learned that dirty talk does NOT get me off. My boyfriend and I were having sex and I said, "I'm going to come" during the beginning of my orgasm. My orgasm immediately stopped right after I said that. I'd managed to turn myself off. FML

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Today, I brought my best friend home and told my dad we were going to study together. He loudly replied "Woah!", stumbled around for a few seconds like he was drunk, then apologized and said the "sheer amount of gayness" between us had overloaded his gaydar. We're not gay, dammit! FML

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Today, I washed my face and grabbed a towel to dry it. I felt something moving down my forehead, thinking it was a drop of water. Upon looking in the mirror, I found it hadn't been a drop of water… unless the water drop had legs and was gooey. FML

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Today, my best friend came over for dinner and a movie. Moments after arriving, she spent an hour on the phone, and ended up accepting another invitation before leaving. I guess it's dinner for one tonight. FML

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Today, my ex got dumped by his girlfriend. Seeing my opportunity, I sent him a song I'd written for him, about how much I still love him. He sent it on to the girl who had just dumped him, claiming he had written it. They're now back together. FML

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Today, my elderly neighbor called the police because my cat was in her yard. I now have a citation and a court date. Apparently, there is a leash law for cats in my town, and it is taken very seriously. FML

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Today, I had to get an ultrasound, which required me to drink 3 glasses of water beforehand. The doctor said I had too much and told me to go pee out just a little and come back. It took a lot of effort to hold the rest in. The first thing she did when I got back was press on my abdomen. I peed myself. FML

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