This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.
Today, at the park, I locked my keys in my car...and my phone. I had to wait 3 hours for another person to show up so I could borrow their phone and then pay $100 to the locksmith to get it open.I was going to use that money to pay off my student loan. FML.